We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


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Jessica - Apr 26, 2006 8:58:56 am PDT #3742 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If I can fly there in less than an hour, I'll be taking the train instead.


shrift - Apr 26, 2006 9:01:34 am PDT #3743 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

You know, cleaning is very cathartic. I've been tossing all kinds of things today, including away creepy love letters.

I also found $20 in a birthday card from five years ago.


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 9:03:40 am PDT #3744 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

including away creepy love letters

Tell me you scanned them first!


shrift - Apr 26, 2006 9:05:50 am PDT #3745 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Tell me you scanned them first!

So you can read them, or so I can save them for my evidence log?


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 9:07:59 am PDT #3746 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So you can read them, or so I can save them for my evidence log?

Well, now that you mention it...


Dana - Apr 26, 2006 9:09:35 am PDT #3747 of 10002
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

She's not mentioning that she also found a few pictures of you.


shrift - Apr 26, 2006 9:11:36 am PDT #3748 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Too late. Guy who wanted to hold me in his arms forever to keep me from ever leaving his side ever ever again? Already in the dumpster.


shrift - Apr 26, 2006 9:12:51 am PDT #3749 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

She's not mentioning that she also found a few pictures of you.

Those I kept. Mwahahaha t cough


Lee - Apr 26, 2006 9:14:56 am PDT #3750 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Did you scan them?


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 9:17:43 am PDT #3751 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hey, now. Don't make me haul out my pictures of shrift. Actually, I have one of her, and bon, and the departed Theresa Weiler on my fridge.

But I also have...the asspics. Asspics galore.