Actually, I was thinking it would be sort of like a pet. You know, we could...we could name her Trixie, or Miss Kitty Fantastico, or something.

Tara ,'Empty Places'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Apr 25, 2006 8:39:57 am PDT #3483 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I can't even click on the Bush link -- just reading that one sentence is making me grind my teeth.

After learning more about cephalopods, I gave up eating them.

Whereas I, semi-vegetarian though I be, learned more about cephalopods, specifically the giant squid, and thought, Fuck it. They're terrifyingly cunning and it's blazingly obvious that they'll not only eat me if they get the chance, they'll PLOT about it first and rub their tentacles together afterwards, cackling with unsettlingly sentient evil glee. I am SO eating them first!!

I'm askeered this confession will now put me ON THE LIST for Corwood and bt, but I cannot tell a lie.


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 8:48:13 am PDT #3484 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Interviewed by Canadian Press when she won the Shaughnessy Cohen Prize, Jacobs said, "People really know themselves that the dark age is ahead. They're worried, and they haven't articulated it, but they feel it."

Uh-huh. Except I can semi-articulate it. I think.


Calli - Apr 25, 2006 8:49:52 am PDT #3485 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

cthulhu stew

The ingredient list sounds like this would be yummy.


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 8:51:34 am PDT #3486 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Bah. No lunchtime cephalopods for me. I shall have to wait until dinner....


msbelle - Apr 25, 2006 8:51:43 am PDT #3487 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Jane Jacobs.

sad now. One of my heros.


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 8:53:35 am PDT #3488 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I was unfamiliar with her name, but after reading the obit I realize her writings on suburbia have really (indirectly) influenced me.


Hayden - Apr 25, 2006 9:10:33 am PDT #3489 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

I'm askeered this confession will now put me ON THE LIST for Corwood and bt, but I cannot tell a lie.

That's one of the best reasons I've ever read to eat squid et al. However, I, for one, welcome our new spineless, many-tentacled overlords.


Allyson - Apr 25, 2006 9:19:45 am PDT #3490 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Tomorrow is Secretary's Day.

FYI.

Just because I'm not YOUR secretary doesn't mean you don't have to send me gifts. Nothing in the rules says I have to be YOUR secretary to receive chocolates and flowers.


Spidra Webster - Apr 25, 2006 9:20:49 am PDT #3491 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I'm still waiting for my Administrative Professionals Day gifts. Never. Ever. Got. One.


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2006 9:36:41 am PDT #3492 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The New York Times Book Review offered a capsule review of a new book by TV dog trainer Cesar Millan (host of the show Dog Whisperer):

Millan likes to talk about the importance of being a pack leader and projecting what he calls "calm-assertive" energy around your dog. The thing to avoid, he writes, is being "angry-aggressive," a trait he identifies in Bill O'Reilly of Fox News. This type of person "would not make a good pack leader," Millan writes, "because the other dogs would perceive him as unstable." (Our presidents are often unable to control their dogs, Millan said in a recent lecture. He added, "We are the only species that follows unstable pack leaders.")

bt? Is this so?

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