I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.

Angel ,'Chosen'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


ChiKat - Apr 24, 2006 6:10:02 pm PDT #3353 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

EEEEEE!!!!!!!!

I'm watching Good Eats where he's talking about various greens. He just gave a tip that I GAVE HIM!!!!!! I met Alton Brown at a book signing a few years ago (with Kathy A) and I told him that my mom used to wash big loads of greens in the washing machine. He had never heard of that before and thought it was a great idea.

He just said it on the teevee!!!


Spidra Webster - Apr 24, 2006 6:10:46 pm PDT #3354 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Dude, did he credit you?


Jesse - Apr 24, 2006 6:11:00 pm PDT #3355 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

THAT'S SO HOT. Edit: I just set up the DVR to record the rerun. Fun!


amych - Apr 24, 2006 6:11:18 pm PDT #3356 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Oh. Em. Gee. ChiKat, I've seen that one! You are a ROCK STAR!


ChiKat - Apr 24, 2006 6:13:25 pm PDT #3357 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Dude, did he credit you?

No, but I know he got the idea from me. That's all I need. Warms my wee heart, it does.

I know Alton is Jessica's proclaimed tv boyfriend, but I have quietly lusted on the sidelines. And, now, I contributed to a show!!!


shrift - Apr 24, 2006 6:15:32 pm PDT #3358 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Wotcher.


Jessica - Apr 24, 2006 6:15:50 pm PDT #3359 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

t worships ChiKat


Spidra Webster - Apr 24, 2006 6:16:16 pm PDT #3360 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Congratulations! That is a very interesting tip. I imagine it must be very helpful with the spinach grit.


ChiKat - Apr 24, 2006 6:19:57 pm PDT #3361 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I am unreasonably giddy right now. Hee!!!

I imagine it must be very helpful with the spinach grit.

Very helpful. My parents always grow collard greens, and it's a great way to clean a mess of them. My mom used to pick them and put them in a laundry basket. She'd come in, trim the stems and dump them into the laundry like a load of clothes. Grit gone.


Spidra Webster - Apr 24, 2006 6:21:32 pm PDT #3362 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

It's surprising how hard it is to get dirt out of greens. I cut just a few leaves of lettuce from the garden the other day and even using my fingers to rub at dirt stains, I couldn't get the stuff clean enough to pass supermarket muster.