And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - Apr 22, 2006 7:51:40 pm PDT #2967 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

All I know is that I was surprised she was white.

Pink really is the Rick Astley of her generation.


Ginger - Apr 22, 2006 7:57:57 pm PDT #2968 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Nah, knowing Ginger, it had to be something else.

I forgot to use sarcasm font.


Gus - Apr 22, 2006 8:04:54 pm PDT #2969 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Dang. What is the "sarcasm font"? I keep meaning to ask.


DavidS - Apr 22, 2006 8:05:49 pm PDT #2970 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dang. What is the "sarcasm font"? I keep meaning to ask.

Said the Weresnarky.


Gus - Apr 22, 2006 8:36:15 pm PDT #2971 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Essay time.

The world is growing more constricted.

Okay, that is a very short essay. Sue me.


DavidS - Apr 22, 2006 8:43:40 pm PDT #2972 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The world is growing more constricted.

Suggestion: Gus is feeling more constricted.


aurelia - Apr 22, 2006 9:02:55 pm PDT #2973 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

My kitchen is more constricted.

I've got most of my stuff put away, so I'm not feeling the despair I was earlier, but I do have a couple of boxes of tupperware and rarely used things that don't have a home yet.


Gus - Apr 22, 2006 9:13:22 pm PDT #2974 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

My kitchen is roomy. It has had no traffic other than to the freezer and thence to the microwave, but it could accommodate more.


DavidS - Apr 22, 2006 9:15:11 pm PDT #2975 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

but it could accommodate more.

Like an uninvited housesitter?


aurelia - Apr 22, 2006 9:16:32 pm PDT #2976 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Wanna store my tupperware, Gus?