A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Apr 22, 2006 6:57:10 am PDT #2872 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I have nipples, and I'm not afraid to use them.


msbelle - Apr 22, 2006 6:59:32 am PDT #2873 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

just cause people have stuff naturally and whatnot doesn't mean I wanna see it or even evidence of it. ijs. that doesn't make me, or the stuff evil.


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2006 7:01:09 am PDT #2874 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

that doesn't make me, or the stuff evil.

We need a world with more acceptance. Or a world with padded sports bras. I know which one I'd rather live in.


Jars - Apr 22, 2006 7:01:39 am PDT #2875 of 10002

Ninjas are not nipples

But imagine the consequences if you could train your nipples to be ninjas.

Silent. Deadly. Assuming it's cold out...


Aims - Apr 22, 2006 7:02:54 am PDT #2876 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Jesse and Aimee: Conquering the world with our wits and our nipples.


Jesse - Apr 22, 2006 7:03:32 am PDT #2877 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Am paralyzed by cozy cat. Cannot do laundry. Help! Or, you know, not.


P.M. Marc - Apr 22, 2006 7:03:32 am PDT #2878 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I strongly suspect that breastfeeding for a year (still going, in fact) will lead to unstoppable hard-to-hide nipples, which is going to make nipple alignment an even-more important part of my life.


billytea - Apr 22, 2006 7:04:00 am PDT #2879 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Jesse and Aimee: Conquering the world with our wits and our nipples.

You can combine them! We shall call it "wipples".


Lee - Apr 22, 2006 7:04:04 am PDT #2880 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I need to go get gas, then cat food, then go to Target, then go to Best Buy.

Will some one find a way to make me and my nipples moving?


Jesse - Apr 22, 2006 7:04:09 am PDT #2881 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jesse and Aimee: Conquering the world with our wits and our nipples.

Hee!