It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Spidra Webster - Apr 21, 2006 8:49:27 pm PDT #2840 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Thanks, Perkins. I'm taking a look at Zappos right now but I think my abhorrence for current fashion is going to be a problem. Whereas I can find a pair of boots I like, I'm sure, I can't find a pair of dress shoes or shoes suitable for work that I like. I wish it were as easy for me to learn to make shoes as it has been to sew. Then I'd be my own cobbler in a second.


flea - Apr 21, 2006 10:06:50 pm PDT #2841 of 10002
information libertarian

Argh. The Frat Boys next Door are doing that thing where they're not having a party, just maybe 3 friends over, and they're not being consistently loud, just stepping out for a cigarette or a cell phone chat on the deck every 15 minutes. Except it's gorgeous, so I have the windows open, and every time they step outside and start to talk in semi-drunk tones of voice they wake me up. I don't even feel justified in complaining, which somehow makes it worse.


Jars - Apr 22, 2006 3:04:10 am PDT #2842 of 10002

Okay, so I just skipped a bagillion posts. Anything exciting happen in the last fortnight?


SailAweigh - Apr 22, 2006 3:33:46 am PDT #2843 of 10002
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

California seceded from the Union and finally put Emperor Norton on his rightful throne.


Sue - Apr 22, 2006 4:54:35 am PDT #2844 of 10002
hip deep in pie

I'm having a serious problem with motiviation this morning.


Lee - Apr 22, 2006 5:02:12 am PDT #2845 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

But it's Saturday, Sue. That's what they are for.


Sue - Apr 22, 2006 5:09:12 am PDT #2846 of 10002
hip deep in pie

But I can't even motivate myself to do things I want to do! The main barrier is I need to shower, and my apartment's cold, so I don't really want to get into a shower.


Lee - Apr 22, 2006 5:10:25 am PDT #2847 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Oh, that is bad. Maybe coffee, or a nap?


Sue - Apr 22, 2006 5:25:41 am PDT #2848 of 10002
hip deep in pie

a nap

Ha! I have been in and out of bed like a jack in the box all morning.

I seem ot have acquire some zip. I have oatmeal, and I've jacked up the heat in the bathroom. I may have to give into the cursed caffeine too.


Lee - Apr 22, 2006 5:28:02 am PDT #2849 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I was just thinking I would go back to bed too. Although, the Orb is with us, at least briefly, so I am also contemplating a walk outside as well.