When GF and I last went mattress shopping, a creepy old dude kept trying to get on the mattress with us. EW!
Tracy: 'When you can't run, you crawl... and when you can't crawl, when you can't do that--' Zoe: 'You find someone to carry you.'
'The Message'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Glamcookie - Apr 21, 2006 1:50:20 pm PDT #2793 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Allyson - Apr 21, 2006 1:50:53 pm PDT #2794 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Why, WHY are you making me beg and plead with you for the information I need to send you on a trip YOU want to take?
WHY?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Allyson - Apr 21, 2006 1:51:40 pm PDT #2795 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
weeps in frustration
Lee - Apr 21, 2006 1:56:04 pm PDT #2796 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
For the same reason I just spent half an hour looking for an interpretative or adopting release about form 10 (what I was asked to find) when what the person really wanted was an SEC staff legal bulletin about spin offs.
People be dumb as shit sometimes.
Typo Boy - Apr 21, 2006 1:58:24 pm PDT #2797 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Allyson, if it won't activate your mother hen protective instincts we can call the Minister of Kill-the-stupid-people.
Allyson - Apr 21, 2006 1:58:54 pm PDT #2798 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I have a list for the minister.
No one will miss them.
Sue - Apr 21, 2006 3:07:43 pm PDT #2799 of 10002
hip deep in pie
I recently read somewhere that you should not get a pillowtop, because they flatten out before the mattress wears out, and just buy a mattress pad with your mattress.
Cute, but I'm worried about the fate of these pigs: [link]
Jesse - Apr 21, 2006 3:13:58 pm PDT #2800 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OMG, is that why they're wearing little tiger outfits? So they don't look like snacks? Super-cute, in any case.
Jessica - Apr 21, 2006 3:35:50 pm PDT #2801 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Bush trying to one-up Al Gore?
During a speech at Tuskegee University, President (and iPod user) George W. Bush told his audience, "the government funded research in microdrive storage, electrochemistry and signal compression. They did so for one reason: It turned out that those were the key ingredients for the development of the iPod."
P.M. Marc - Apr 21, 2006 3:58:15 pm PDT #2802 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I lusted after my mattress for about a year, bonding with its sample for several minutes each and every IKEA trip, finding any excuse I could to go flop on the thing.
I heart my mattress.