And I wonder, what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?

Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 21, 2006 12:18:26 pm PDT #2758 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I assume that's an extra service.

I don't think so. I did sign up for it when I just moved here. Not sure why I ended up cancelling. But it was under the assumption it wasn't extra.

I have no idea a) why I'm listening to my Lust playlist at work and b) why Closer (NIN, not Maxwell) is on it.


Kristen - Apr 21, 2006 12:19:47 pm PDT #2759 of 10002

I assume that's an extra service.

I'm pretty sure they just get a commission on whatever you purchase.

ETA: I know that the personal shoppers at Nordstrom's and Neiman Marcus are free to the customer. How they get paid in the grand scheme of things is a mystery to me.


Spidra Webster - Apr 21, 2006 12:20:27 pm PDT #2760 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Although, damn, are the clothes better quality.

Agreed. I don't go there all that often given the gas I have to expend to get down to San Lorenzo or wherever, but I've gotten some very nice costume jewelry there.


ChiKat - Apr 21, 2006 12:23:42 pm PDT #2761 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

ChiKat knows someone who shops there.

Yes, yes I do. Of course, she won't be back there any time soon. What with the whole under house arrest thing.

I rarely shop at Nordstroms, but they are my Favorites right now.


ChiKat - Apr 21, 2006 12:26:50 pm PDT #2762 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

ohhh! In my daily obsessive checks on my bank accounts, I saw that my tax refund hit today! Yay!!!

I'm going mattress shopping. I've never bought one before. Any tips?


Typo Boy - Apr 21, 2006 12:29:27 pm PDT #2763 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Do you know your preferences? Extra-firm, Firm, medium, soft, extra-soft?


flea - Apr 21, 2006 12:30:05 pm PDT #2764 of 10002
information libertarian

I'm going mattress shopping. I've never bought one before.

Now, I know I'm tired and it's late on Friday afternoon, but why did I read this as "I'm going shopping. I've never bought anything before." ??

Um, lie down and try them out?


juliana - Apr 21, 2006 12:30:35 pm PDT #2765 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Get a cute salesman to help you test drive it.


ChiKat - Apr 21, 2006 12:35:00 pm PDT #2766 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Do you know your preferences?

Medium; full-size; no pillow top. That's all I know for now.

Get a cute salesman to help you test drive it.

Best suggestion EVAH!


Kristen - Apr 21, 2006 12:36:37 pm PDT #2767 of 10002

I'm going mattress shopping. I've never bought one before. Any tips?

Wear comfortable clothing that won't make you feel weird when you lie down on the beds. Also, test the mattress in the position you normally sleep in. (If you sleep on your side, lying down on your back won't really help.)