Nandi: I ain't her. Mal: Only people in this room is you and me.

'Heart Of Gold'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Apr 21, 2006 6:51:16 am PDT #2659 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

6. The detective handling my case is SMOKIN' HOTT! Dear me.

you should take him out to dinner to thank him.


§ ita § - Apr 21, 2006 6:55:25 am PDT #2660 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Most of my postal workers recognise my face. Which weirds me out. When I come down to check my mail and the postal worker says "Here, this is yours." and hands me a FedEx package I feel a little exposed. But I'm like that. The postal worker that delivered to my previous address would hand me my mail without prompting either, when I bumped into her.

Don't like things in my scones.

ChiKat, I'd recommend you get it on with the detective.


-t - Apr 21, 2006 7:11:43 am PDT #2661 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Whole Foods used to have a cinnamon scone that I was just crazy about. I think they still have it biut added an ingredient that I can't eat, or something.

ChiKat's hot detective is giving me Days and Nights of Molly Dodd flashbacks.


§ ita § - Apr 21, 2006 7:15:56 am PDT #2662 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

In my head, ChiKat's hot detective is being played by Kyle Chandler.

Okay, I gotta beat this project plan into submission.


Jesse - Apr 21, 2006 7:16:54 am PDT #2663 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Jimmy Smits!

Am making Actual Progress. TAKE THAT, STUPID SCHOOL.


sarameg - Apr 21, 2006 7:21:23 am PDT #2664 of 10002

I had the same postman the first 15 years of my life. Sometimes on our way home from school, if he saw us before he got to our house, he'd hand the mail to us to deliver. His name escapes me right now.


Kathy A - Apr 21, 2006 7:27:04 am PDT #2665 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Yay for justice-dealing!Chikat, and especially Yay! for yummy detectives. My favorite driving ticket experience was when a very nice Lake County sheriff pulled me over for an expired car registration sticker--he was a pocket Peter Gallagher (in his sex, lies and videotape days) clone. Seeing him at court a month later was a bonus!


tommyrot - Apr 21, 2006 8:04:42 am PDT #2666 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Our power cut out three times in 20 seconds - each time for about half a second. Anyone else in the Chicago area having power problems?


Lee - Apr 21, 2006 8:14:29 am PDT #2667 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Maybe a hairless cat is attacking your buliding's power supply, Tommy.

They're like that, you know.


Allyson - Apr 21, 2006 8:17:39 am PDT #2668 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Falling...asleep...can't...hang on.

Must. Make. Travel arrangements.

So sleeeeepeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....