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Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Apr 21, 2006 6:02:55 am PDT #2646 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Bacon. Duh.

Unless it'll make you try and eat your finger.


JZ - Apr 21, 2006 6:03:37 am PDT #2647 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Lately I'm all about the savory, and thanks to all y'all I am now jonesing bad for a cheddar cheese scone. Which the campus fancy-pastry place stopped selling a few months ago. Mournful now.


Lee - Apr 21, 2006 6:03:57 am PDT #2648 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Pretty sure that won't happen.

Bacon it is.


Tom Scola - Apr 21, 2006 6:16:15 am PDT #2649 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

When I was in New Zealand, I got what seemed to be a perfectly innocent scone, which turned out to have bits of ham in it.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 21, 2006 6:16:47 am PDT #2650 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Given my own re-watch habits -- I will tape Alias and watch 24 live.

*sigh* Sadly, not an option for me at the moment. I could probably get my brother to tape it for me (ALIAS - he doesn't watch 24), but I'd rather see ALIAS live. Plus, much as I enjoy 24, I'm currently much more invested in ALIAS, despite ABC's best(? worst?) efforts, since I've been watching the prior seasons (Yay! I'm almost up to the point in Season 4 where I started watching live!).


Nora Deirdre - Apr 21, 2006 6:18:09 am PDT #2651 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Frank, we could probably tape one or the other for you. We don't watch either, but it's easy enough to program the VCR and give you the tape the next morning on the train.


ChiKat - Apr 21, 2006 6:19:57 am PDT #2652 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Mmmm....bacon.

Back from court this morning. A few observations:

1. The chick who stole my shit (aka: Thief) was there. She's on a home release program and is wearing an ankle monitor.

2. The State's Attorney offered her a deal of 40 months in jail. She didn't take it. And, indeed looked like she was thinking, "Like hell I'm going to jail." To which I was thinking, "Listen, bitch. You stole my shit. You're so going to jail." So, we're going to trial.

3. The judge was much nicer than the judges on tv.

4. The detective gave me a Sam's card with all my info on it and her picture so that I could cancel the account. I'm on hold with them now.

5. It's FREAKY seeing a driver's license with all your information on it and someone else's picture. Much cognitive dissonance.

6. The detective handling my case is SMOKIN' HOTT! Dear me.


msbelle - Apr 21, 2006 6:27:59 am PDT #2653 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Damn ChiKat - that is a crazy morning. YAY! FOINE detective.


Sparky1 - Apr 21, 2006 6:30:56 am PDT #2654 of 10002
Librarian Warlord

When I was in New Zealand, I got what seemed to be a perfectly innocent scone, which turned out to have bits of ham in it.

NZ is all about sneaking pork into/onto things. My DH doesn't eat pork or mix milk & meat. He'd ask if anything came on the steak he was ordering that wasn't listed on the menu, the server would say "no" and it would come wrapped in bacon, or smothered in a butter/cream sauce.


Jesse - Apr 21, 2006 6:34:24 am PDT #2655 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's so crazy, ChiKat. Hot detective = awesome. Cops I've interacted with have been more on the Sipowicz side of things.

When I was in New Zealand, I got what seemed to be a perfectly innocent scone, which turned out to have bits of ham in it.

Ham biscuit = yum, but I can imagine the surprise not being a good thing.