Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 20, 2006 5:32:14 pm PDT #2618 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ooh. Subpoenaed. That's kinda cool. I mean, bad with the ID theft and everything. But, still.

Okay, maybe I just like the word.

Thomas Gibson is still ooky.


Jesse - Apr 20, 2006 5:32:34 pm PDT #2619 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's so you don't have time to flee the jurisdiction!


Jesse - Apr 20, 2006 5:36:15 pm PDT #2620 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hey, ChiKat, did you do the 7-year alert thing on the credit report? Did you get some report from the cops? If so, how?


Cass - Apr 20, 2006 5:40:36 pm PDT #2621 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I wish I hadn't highlighted the whitefont here with only five minutes to go. I should know better.
Damn, I was just about to give in to the power of the whitefont. I'll finish watching the ep first now...

::clicks play::


Gus - Apr 20, 2006 5:40:45 pm PDT #2622 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

ChiKat: If you need anyone to swear online that you are you to the judge...

... nevermind.


Jesse - Apr 20, 2006 5:41:39 pm PDT #2623 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, everyone should note that I am NOT taking career advice from WAT.


ChiKat - Apr 20, 2006 6:18:41 pm PDT #2624 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Hey, ChiKat, did you do the 7-year alert thing on the credit report? Did you get some report from the cops? If so, how?

Not yet. Based on what I saw, the only way to do that is in writing. Which I think I will do. I don't have a copy of the police report, but I do have the case number. Do you need a copy for the 7 year alert?


Jesse - Apr 20, 2006 6:24:12 pm PDT #2625 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Based on what I saw, the only way to do that is in writing. Which I think I will do. I don't have a copy of the police report, but I do have the case number. Do you need a copy for the 7 year alert?

Yeah, the TransUnion voice mail thing said you need to do it in writing and with a copy of "an identity theft report from a law enforcement agency." I'm wondering if my new friend the postal inspector can hook me up with that.


Gus - Apr 20, 2006 6:30:17 pm PDT #2626 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Within the next 7 years a chunk of a comet will steal your identity.


Ginger - Apr 21, 2006 3:05:08 am PDT #2627 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Within the next 7 years a chunk of a comet will steal your identity.

That's the reason I didn't buy the five-year extended service for my dishwasher.