I don't really have a security blanket... unless you count Mr. Pointy.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Apr 20, 2006 11:56:12 am PDT #2568 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

d they may need me to appear at the hearing, but don't know yet.

probably waiting to see if she pleads guilty. Otherwise you have to show up and say "yes, I am me and I have been me for ___ years"

To bring this full circle, the cops found a business card in the chick's purse with my SS# written on the back of it. The business card was from someone who worked at Neiman Marcus.

ooooooh! Maybe you can work this into free stuff!


Jesse - Apr 20, 2006 11:59:22 am PDT #2569 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

To bring this full circle, the cops found a business card in the chick's purse with my SS# written on the back of it. The business card was from someone who worked at Neiman Marcus.

Creepy! I do totally think it's all employees in a crime ring.


ChiKat - Apr 20, 2006 12:00:18 pm PDT #2570 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

probably waiting to see if she pleads guilty.

Actually, with all the evidence they have on her, they're waiting to see if it even goes to trial. They suspect there will be some sort of plea and no trial.

Otherwise, yep. I'm me, she's not. I've always been me, she never has. I have never met her so there is no way I could have given her my information. She stole it. She's a thief.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 20, 2006 12:02:31 pm PDT #2571 of 10002
What is even happening?

I have never seen the word certificated before. Huh.

Thank goodness for small favors, eh?

Jesse, I'm so sorry it was i.d. theft. I was hoping for something more stupid. I'm glad she was bagged, though. Did you put an alert in with the credit reporting agencies?


Jesse - Apr 20, 2006 12:04:50 pm PDT #2572 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yep, I called all three, even though they all said they'd let the other ones know. I'm considering doing the seven year alert thingy, since this is the second time someone not-me has charged stuff to me.


§ ita § - Apr 20, 2006 12:37:48 pm PDT #2573 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Lego Mindstorms to go open source.

Okay--if you could make these talk to your Roomba...oh, imagine the cat-chasing possibilities!


Allyson - Apr 20, 2006 12:50:55 pm PDT #2574 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Someone, quick, motivate me! I have so much to do, and so little will to do it.


Allyson - Apr 20, 2006 12:56:48 pm PDT #2575 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Do you ever feel like we're all supporting each other, sometimes dragging each other, through miserable work days? Like a white collar platoon?

We gotta keep moving! Five O'Clock will never get here if WE DON'T KEEP MOVING

There's a Buffista down!

We gotta KEEP MOVIN'!

We can't leave sarameg behind! She just got nailed by freakishly bad code and a deadline!

Go on without me! But AVENGE ME! AVENGE ME


Atropa - Apr 20, 2006 12:57:37 pm PDT #2576 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Do you ever feel like we're all supporting each other, sometimes dragging each other, through miserable work days? Like a white collar platoon?

Yes. Oh gracious me, yes.


juliana - Apr 20, 2006 1:14:38 pm PDT #2577 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

We can't leave sarameg behind! She just got nailed by freakishly bad code and a deadline!

Go on without me! But AVENGE ME! AVENGE ME

BWAH!

And hells yes.