He doesn't travel well. He's like fine shrimp.

Anya ,'Touched'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 20, 2006 8:59:06 am PDT #2511 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If me and my date are at the ice cream parlour, we're ordering at least two flavours. And then share. That's the way a good date goes. If I were without a date, and just choosing for me, right now, I'd pick strawberry. And I'm so not a behind-the-scenes team player. It's simpler for me to say what I'd never pick -- mint chocolate chip, banana cream pie, butter pecan, and probably rocky road.

As for the produce aisle, I don't want potatoes or yams or oranges or grapefruit or tangerines.

Okay, sometimes I want oranges, and often I want lemons. There's no point pretending in a forced choice between the rest.

Pfah, sez I.

Humgirl has gone. Good.


msbelle - Apr 20, 2006 8:59:54 am PDT #2512 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

food eisle thingy.

says I am an introverted follower. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

funny it didn't have selections that would give the reading of the nicest bossy person.


§ ita § - Apr 20, 2006 9:01:28 am PDT #2513 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

funny it didn't have selections that would give the reading of the nicest bossy person

Perhaps that person doesn't exist?


Megan E. - Apr 20, 2006 9:02:55 am PDT #2514 of 10002

The letter Rep. Jo Ann Emerson sent to one of her constituents read like any other a 20-year-old legislative correspondent might prepare for a member of Congress: Thank you for writing, your concerns are important to me, blah, blah, blah. Then came the kicker: "I think you're an asshole."

As someone who writes these kinds of letters, this is my biggest fear! My other fear is using the word "pubic" instead of "public".


msbelle - Apr 20, 2006 9:03:26 am PDT #2515 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh bunny, you're so cute when you try to be contrary.


tommyrot - Apr 20, 2006 9:04:17 am PDT #2516 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My other fear is using the word "pubic" instead of "public".

Heh. That's one of my fears too....


Calli - Apr 20, 2006 9:06:06 am PDT #2517 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

My other fear is using the word "pubic" instead of "public".

Yeah, when I worked for an association of certified public accountants, the spelling of "public" always got double-checked. Because of the one time it wasn't.


tommyrot - Apr 20, 2006 9:07:27 am PDT #2518 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, when I worked for an association of certified public accountants, the spelling of "public" always got double-checked. Because of the one time it wasn't.

I imagine all the actual pubic accountants get mad when that happens....


Nora Deirdre - Apr 20, 2006 9:10:24 am PDT #2519 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

According to my ice-cream and product choices, I am a self-critical introvert.

Are you making that up?!?!??


Aims - Apr 20, 2006 9:11:22 am PDT #2520 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Well, I just got verbally attacked by a rep from the Carpenter's Union.

He barged his way onto our floor, was rude and yes, I made a smartass comment while they were up here. But outside, he leaves just behind me and SCREAMS at me. Swearing, screaming. And then he told me I needed to quit smoking. I told him he needed to quit being an asshole.