Right, there comes a point where you have to either move on, or just buy yourself a Klingon costume and go with it.

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Apr 11, 2006 9:25:13 am PDT #250 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm pretty sure you don't, which makes paying extra to eat out of a gold-plated bowl seem pretty frivolous.

Yeah, that's nuts.

Not that I wouldn't do it if someone else paid, but I could probably buy my own gold-plated bowl and put my own sundae in it for much less than Serendipity's charging.

Word.


Gudanov - Apr 11, 2006 9:25:22 am PDT #251 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Gawker or someone had a bit when NYC got rid of the sales tax on clothes under $110, but they were like "Who buys jeans cheaper than $110?"

This person lives in a competely different world than I do.


tommyrot - Apr 11, 2006 9:26:01 am PDT #252 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Margin is basicly the per-item profit (not counting overhead).


Sean K - Apr 11, 2006 9:26:28 am PDT #253 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Gawker or someone had a bit when NYC got rid of the sales tax on clothes under $110, but they were like "Who buys jeans cheaper than $110?"

This person lives in a competely different world than I do.

Seriously. I dislike paying more than $50 for jeans.


Jesse - Apr 11, 2006 9:26:39 am PDT #254 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

This person lives in a competely different world than I do.

They live in a completely different world than I do, and I'm only like 5 miles away!


§ ita § - Apr 11, 2006 9:27:23 am PDT #255 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Margin is basicly the per-item profit (not counting overhead).

I didn't convey that accurately? It's what I meant to say, anyway.

eta:

They live in a completely different world than I do, and I'm only like 5 miles away!

I think they live in my world, and I'm just cheap.


Jessica - Apr 11, 2006 9:27:38 am PDT #256 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

With the $10K martini, you do get to keep the ice.

Heh. There's a place on the UES that serves espresso martinis with espresso beans in the bottom of the glass (I'm sure they're not the only ones, but they're the ones in this story). The waitress must have told me at least 3 times to be extra-careful drinking it, lest I choke on a bean.

[Point being, I suppose, that I've had practice not swallowing things at the bottom of martinis, so someone should buy me the $10k one. As a present.]


tommyrot - Apr 11, 2006 9:28:35 am PDT #257 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Seriously. I dislike paying more than $50 for jeans.

I go to a Levis factory outlet store - I can buy slightly irregular jeans for up to half off (average about $25-$30).


Spidra Webster - Apr 11, 2006 9:29:11 am PDT #258 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

That's not margin.

Sorry I was unclear in putting those two sentences in proximity. I have not seen the wholesale costs of the ingredients of that sandwich but I'd be willing to be there's a healthy margin there.

On an unrelated tack, the point of the sandwich is clearly to pick ingredients by their high cost, thus selecting Japanese beef, which is expensive to produce.


Betsy HP - Apr 11, 2006 9:29:20 am PDT #259 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Why the fuck would anybody buy a Kobe beef burger?