Although thanks for the procrastination tools. If you also deliver oreos, I'd be much obliged.
Cookies, huh? Well, I gotta make a grocery-store run soon, as I have no caffeinated products here....
No power in the 'verse can stop me.
River ,'War Stories'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 20, 2006 6:02:27 am PDT #2455 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 20, 2006 6:04:29 am PDT #2456 of 10002
What is even happening?
I have no caffeinated products here....You're in Hell? At least they'll let you go to the grocery store. I hope you don't get stuck behind someone who cheats in the Express Lane. I hear that happens there. A lot.
Jesse - Apr 20, 2006 6:05:33 am PDT #2457 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Fuck. Now I'm nervous. I got a voicemail from my father yesterday that someone had left a message for me at their house, with an 800 number, something about ordering something. So I'm thinking it's, you know, someone who wants me to refinance my student loans or something, but figure I should call back anyway, just to check. Turns out, the number is Neiman Marcus. I can guarantee you I've never ordered anything from them. And the person who called wasn't available! So now I have big identity-theft notions swirling around my head. Ugh.
Nilly - Apr 20, 2006 6:07:18 am PDT #2458 of 10002
Swouncing
someone else post something!
Khametz is yummy.
Skipping to whitefont is strange.
My post - a haiku?
[Edit: oh, Jesse, I hope things work out for the best and it turns out being nothing serious.]
amych - Apr 20, 2006 6:08:26 am PDT #2459 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Khametz is yummy.
Welcome back to the real world! It has bread in it!
Nilly - Apr 20, 2006 6:13:44 am PDT #2460 of 10002
Swouncing
It has bread in it!
And cookies that taste well!
And cereals! And pasta! And pizza! And exclamation points! Though, from all the list, I've only had the bread today. Well, and the exclamation points, obviously.
Tom Scola - Apr 20, 2006 6:15:06 am PDT #2461 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Nilly! We were worried about you!
Nilly - Apr 20, 2006 6:17:35 am PDT #2462 of 10002
Swouncing
We were worried about you!
Because of the bombing on Monday? Or anything else? Either way, I'm fine. And thanks. It's kind of you guys to think of me.
How are you doing, Tom? I'm such a skipper - have you finished all the changes in your apartment?
billytea - Apr 20, 2006 6:18:29 am PDT #2463 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 20, 2006 6:20:09 am PDT #2464 of 10002
What is even happening?
Nilly-n-bread. OTP!
Jesse, I hope it turns out to be nothing.