Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 19, 2006 3:51:29 pm PDT #2383 of 10002
What is even happening?

Allyson works at a daycare center for really old, really smart kids, apparently.

I was just going to say it sounds like she works at a daycare full of Christophers.

(Cashmere, I mean full of my Christophers, but there's always room for more).

My index fingers are significantly longer than my ring fingers, but I no longer remember the beginning of the conversation. They're not as long as my middle fingers, which are probably well developed from exercise.


JZ - Apr 19, 2006 3:52:02 pm PDT #2384 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I can't believe someone put a pug up there. I don't care if the owner's mother thinks all pugs are ugly; if even she can't look at the rest of the dogs there and admit that her kid's Oscar is a canine George Clooney compared to the rest of them, she is mad, mad I tell you!


Jesse - Apr 19, 2006 3:53:58 pm PDT #2385 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

There are now signs on the inside of cabinets that read, I AM AN OPEN DOOR. CLOSE ME.

Oh man, that makes me laugh.


Cashmere - Apr 19, 2006 3:55:29 pm PDT #2386 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

(Cashmere, I mean full of my Christophers, but there's always room for more).

Heh. I gathered. My own Christopher files his own paperwork, travel expense reports, orders his own office supplies and always remembers his office admin on Administrative Professionals' Day.

They're not as long as my middle fingers, which are probably well developed from exercise.

That took me a minute to get.

Is it already 9p.m.? I'm totally ignoring tv tonight. I hope TiFaux is getting everything.


tommyrot - Apr 19, 2006 4:02:18 pm PDT #2387 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I can't believe someone put a pug up there.

Yeah, my first reaction was that one didn't belong there.


§ ita § - Apr 19, 2006 4:04:13 pm PDT #2388 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

tommy, you like hairless cats.


brenda m - Apr 19, 2006 4:06:08 pm PDT #2389 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

TAR: Yolanda fucking rocks. "Your momma got a pattern going." And how cool was she to BJ? You don't see that kind of thing enough in this show. Also: Camelicious!


tommyrot - Apr 19, 2006 4:07:29 pm PDT #2390 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

tommy, you like hairless cats.

Yeah, but I'm a total cat person and not really a dog person, so usually I have no preference one way or the other how dogs look.


Emily - Apr 19, 2006 4:08:57 pm PDT #2391 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

That's just how pugs look.


Liese S. - Apr 19, 2006 4:11:31 pm PDT #2392 of 10002
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Tangentially, the lady who owns the cabins where we booked for next week says that there's a regular tenant of theirs who routinely books a two-bedroom cabin--one is for her, the other is for her two pugs.