I love the theme music for The Unit.

Unnf. That's all I got.

"How To [do what we have a brand new product offering to do that we charge people a lot of money for and that he personally is charged with selling] For Free."

Just for fun I can imagine a basis on which this is not asshatery. There is an old story where a guy with a broken printer calls the repair shop, asks to speak to the tech. He asks the woman who repairs the printers if there is anything he might do to fix it himself before bringing it in. To his surprise, she gives him a whole long list of things to try. He thanks her, tells her how nice it is of her to help him try to avoid using the shop.

She replies "Oh no, it is nothing to do with being nice. Our boss encourages us to provide free phone support in cases like this. He says we make much bigger profit on repairs where people mess around with the printer themselves before bringing them in."

I like this relationship. It is working out for me.

We could fight crime!

(If crime can be fought by napping.)

Right! We could fight crime, later, after our naps. If it were crime that was easily cowed and could be dissuaded from its evil ways by snarkitude and convinced that its life could be better if only it took more naps.

More non-news: sexual equality leads to better sex: [link]

On second thought, there are people who still don't know that.

On third thought are there a lot of people who don't know this who listen to science that contradicts their prejudice?

My computer just told me:

The maximum aggregate operation cannot take a bit data type as an argument.

So I was all, "Fine. I'll just cast my bits as integers."

I hope my computer didn't take that the wrong way....

I'd like to see the sexual satisfaction numbers by gender.

If the ring finger is longest, it indicates a high testosterone level.

I think if this were so, then men's hands (and women's, to a lesser extent) would change shape all the time! Your testosterone levels go up and down over the course of your life (possibly your day, or week, or month), but your fingers do not get longer or shorter after a certain point in life.

Or else there would be much more fashion influence in men's gloves, since they would have to buy new ones alla time.

I wonder if that's supposed to work for women too. My ring finger is the longer one.

Or else there would be much more fashion influence in men's gloves, since they would have to buy new ones alla time.

With extra padding for the ring finger. Sort of like the late-medieval fashion of wearing codpieces.