No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 18, 2006 12:11:17 pm PDT #2043 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Jessica, if you find cool stuff on Bluefly, I have 10% off codes.

la la la I can't heaaaaaaaar youuuuuuuuu

(really, not listening!)


Lee - Apr 18, 2006 12:12:23 pm PDT #2044 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Really truly not listening, or not listening I should send you the code just in case?


Jessica - Apr 18, 2006 12:13:42 pm PDT #2045 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Um. Really, I think. I shouldn't be tempted. But thanks!


§ ita § - Apr 18, 2006 12:13:53 pm PDT #2046 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That dress is also not strapless.

But dammit, please stop me from blueflying.


Jessica - Apr 18, 2006 12:14:57 pm PDT #2047 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Want shoes.


juliana - Apr 18, 2006 12:15:23 pm PDT #2048 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

God help me, I like this skirt.

Um, wow. ita, you okay? Did you get kicked in the head again?

(really, not listening!)

HMOG, I'm sure as hell listening.

EDIT: Blast. No, I'm not, as they don't have it in my size. Phew.


§ ita § - Apr 18, 2006 12:17:13 pm PDT #2049 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Um, wow. ita, you okay? Did you get kicked in the head again?

At least I know I shouldn't like it--that counts for something, right? It's just that when it's that short, the bubble doesn't look so bubbly. Or something.


Jessica - Apr 18, 2006 12:18:31 pm PDT #2050 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

There is so much wrong with these I don't know where to start


sarameg - Apr 18, 2006 12:26:23 pm PDT #2051 of 10002

Short bubble skirt: [link] or even [link]

Also, when I tell you I need clarification on policy, no amount of forwarded mail from NOT THE RIGHT PEOPLE is going to speed things up.


juliana - Apr 18, 2006 12:27:15 pm PDT #2052 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

What do we think of this skirt?