Inara: Mal, this isn't the ancient sea. You don't have to go down with your ship. Mal: She ain't going down. She ain't going anywhere.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Apr 17, 2006 12:26:51 pm PDT #1809 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Happy birthday, Sheryl!

It'll mostly be good that it's done, but yeah. I felt the same way about my undergraduate thesis and master's project. HATE. But I'm looking forward to the relief. The good thing there was that I'd gotten another chunk done, was the thing.

You know what I hate? A lack of page length requirements. I know you should just write what needs to be written, but let's be honest. If the teacher's thinking "paragraph" and you write four pages, you've essentially done a different assignment. I'm not trying to weasel out of real work by asking how many pages are expected, I'm trying to get a feel for the actual assignment.

I am totally Emily in every way right now.

My good thing for the day: Half-price Easter candy! I brought a big handful of stuff up to the counter, and it came to three bucks! Even the checker was impressed.

And yet, I am still sleepy and grumpy. At least I'm not sneezy. Or Doc.


sarameg - Apr 17, 2006 12:27:16 pm PDT #1810 of 10002

I just got an email from a childhood friend containing pictures of her new nephew! I didn't even know her sister was pregnant again. Also, I didn't know it was her nephew (nor who was the mother) until I got to the picture of V with her husband, son and new baby. Last time I saw V? She was 14.


Aims - Apr 17, 2006 12:27:49 pm PDT #1811 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Do you need stripy tights? I can send you stripy tights.

Pete could, too.


Jessica - Apr 17, 2006 12:30:38 pm PDT #1812 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think this may be the single greatest new story I have ever read. I mean, the headline alone!

Cat Army Annihilates Destructive Rats:

A group of villagers recently prepared a sumptuous fish banquet for more than 200 cats to thank them for eradicating rats from their farmland.

Yangmei villagers in Sanjiang Township of Xinhui District in the city of Jiangmen, Guangdong Province, are expecting a good harvest this year thanks to the hard-working cats.

The village committee spent more than 12,000 yuan (US$1,500) to buy more than 200 cats, which they released onto farmland to help wipe out the rat problem.

Sanjiang Village has 86.67 hectares of rice fields and 13.33 hectares of other crops and suffered from a rat infestation after most of the snakes were caught and slaughtered by local villagers in previous years.

(sits back and waits for inevitable Simpsons' quotage)


Beverly - Apr 17, 2006 12:30:46 pm PDT #1813 of 10002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Especially if get the gumption to take it Jillier.

Do you need stripy tights? I can send you stripy tights.

("You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress.")


Beverly - Apr 17, 2006 12:31:56 pm PDT #1814 of 10002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Happy Birthday, Sheryl!


Emily - Apr 17, 2006 12:33:47 pm PDT #1815 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Isn't this how Hawaii got a mongoose problem?


msbelle - Apr 17, 2006 12:57:42 pm PDT #1816 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

hivemind question:

which sounds better?:

As a member of XYZ....

As a XYZ member....


tommyrot - Apr 17, 2006 12:59:32 pm PDT #1817 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

§ ita § - Apr 17, 2006 1:00:07 pm PDT #1818 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'd only choose between them based on the rhythm of the entire sentence.