See, I'm still down with the £85 sandwich, but the $1000 food is a no. Well, the $1000 julep is world of hell-no-why-bother. The $1000 sundae does look quite tasty, but it'd have to be when my sugar daddy is footing the bill.
The Bay City Rollers, now that's music.
Giles ,'Sleeper'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Apr 11, 2006 7:40:46 am PDT #173 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
shrift - Apr 11, 2006 7:41:23 am PDT #174 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Dear Coworker,
The reason why my department doesn't process your requests in a timely fashion is because you keep misspelling our department e-mail address.
See, when that happens, we don't get your e-mails.
No, really.
And after Friday, copying my individual address isn't going to work anymore. I suggest you learn how to spell by then.
sincerely,
shrift
Jessica - Apr 11, 2006 7:41:48 am PDT #175 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
I may be going to London on business later this year -- I wonder if I could expense an £85 sandwich?
[eta: £85 sandwich, in greater detail:]
The slices of 24-hour fermented sour dough bread are spread with a mayonnaise flavoured with foie gras (£30 a lb) and black truffle (£340 a lb). There is a generous helping of brie de meaux, considered Europe's finest cheese.
The beef itself, comprising a third of the weight of the sandwich, is a snip at £28 a pound. The meat is seared in a pan on both sides for two minutes and then basted with yet more foie gras before being chilled for 15 minutes and sliced.
English cherry tomatoes and rocket, plus peppers roasted on a naked flame and then skinned and sliced finely, complete the presentation.
Sean K - Apr 11, 2006 7:48:34 am PDT #176 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
The reason why my department doesn't process your requests in a timely fashion is because you keep misspelling our department e-mail address.
Dear Mysterious and Terrifying Tech Goddess,
Spelling is hard. Are you really going to make the Sun go away on Friday?
Sincerely,
Og, Frightened and Simpering Peon
Allyson - Apr 11, 2006 7:51:22 am PDT #177 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
it'd have to be when my sugar daddy is footing the bill.
You have a sugar daddy?
§ ita § - Apr 11, 2006 7:51:51 am PDT #178 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jaysus. Someone buy me that sandwich, will you?
eta:
You have a sugar daddy?
A girl can dream...
Typo Boy - Apr 11, 2006 7:52:58 am PDT #179 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
What gets me is that muffin-top seems to be a "look" right now.
Umm you know a cute little belly sticking out over jeans does not neccesarily look bad on a woman. I mean to a guy. Maybe I just have very weird tast; but on a good looking woman a small muffin top can be sexy. Should I post this? Oh hell, y'all already knew I was strange.
tommyrot - Apr 11, 2006 7:54:06 am PDT #180 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
English cherry tomatoes and rocket, plus peppers roasted on a naked flame and then skinned and sliced finely, complete the presentation.
How much do you have to spend on your food before it has a presentation?
Topic!Cindy - Apr 11, 2006 7:55:52 am PDT #181 of 10002
What is even happening?
I wish I were big.
You're still big, bon. It's the pictures that got smaller.Hec, you made me want to type, "LMAO". Darn you. *shaky fist*
§ ita § - Apr 11, 2006 7:56:28 am PDT #182 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think the main component of the muffin topness is the poking out over the sides. But I have not conferred on that.
I have a friction burn on my left elbow from krav yesterday. Somehow it irritates me more than the new bruises.
In IM with my sister I realised that I have seven pairs of black boots, and almost bought another pair this past weekend. She asked if they all looked the same, and really, they don't. They all have valid reasons for existing in my closet. As do the white, blue/grey, and brown ones.
I'm not sure precisely when I became a boot whore.