There are people out there who really think they'll get immediate responses to increasingly shrill and panicked emails sent between 11 pm on a sunday (easter sunday, no less!) and 5 am on a monday.

People in the US? That's not right.

I feel ridiculously tired today. Some of it is actual tiredness, due to waking up too early (or going to bed too late, but whatever), but mostly I think it's just allergies. Stupid trees!

Crap, the domain zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.com is already taken....

I just realized I took/was given the wrong drink at Starbucks.

Oh well.

and then they're born by the mother just exploding

Those are the South Dakota mites.

t loves Allyson the MOST...

Did they give you the one with poison? Otherwise, you'll probably be okay.

Did they give you the one with poison? Otherwise, you'll probably be okay.

They put the poison into both cups. Hopefully, you've spent the last few years developing an immunity to Iocane....

eta to make more better....

Ah yes, the new Iocainochino.

Did they give you the one with poison? Otherwise, you'll probably be okay.

Doesn't look like it so far. I'll keep my fingers crossed though.

eta:

Ah yes, the new Iocainochino.

Damn, so that's what that word was

Never mess with a Sicilian when death coffee is on the line.

Ah yes, the new Iocainochino.