We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm the hero!

Wash ,'Jaynestown'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 16, 2006 6:19:46 pm PDT #1668 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The one weird thing about that show is that clearly the network doesn't really think the next Food Network star is a chef at all in any way.

Yep. Which is strange, because most of their hugest stars have three or four restaurants (Mario, Bobby, Emeril). Emeril and Bobby especially are ALL about the zillion-exotic-ingredient dishes. (Hello, pomegranate molasses? WHOSE favorite ingredient is that again, judges??)


§ ita § - Apr 16, 2006 6:36:32 pm PDT #1669 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, silly Lifetime movie. Question: Is it kosher to, if you're a single mother who's rejected the babydaddy as a boyfriend to go back and beg babydaddy to dump his girlfriend and take you back? That just looks like weird behaviour. Also, I hate that they hinged the conflict on one sentence from babydaddy to make him perfect, and one from the charmer to make him not the guy.


Lee - Apr 16, 2006 6:45:45 pm PDT #1670 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Sounds like a typical Lifetime movie. Was Colin the charmer, or the babydaddy?

Does tomorrow HAVE to be Monday?


§ ita § - Apr 16, 2006 6:47:02 pm PDT #1671 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Charmer. He was very relaxed. It was fun watching it, even if the movie was irritating.


Jessica - Apr 16, 2006 6:49:06 pm PDT #1672 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In critter news, EWWWW. Whitefonted:

An international group of scientists has described an animal that provides nutrition for its young by letting them peel off and eat its skin.

The worm-like amphibian develops a nutritious outer layer of skin, and looks "relaxed" while its young rips it off with their teeth.

The researchers say this kind of parenting has never been seen before in land-living animals.


§ ita § - Apr 16, 2006 6:55:02 pm PDT #1673 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, that's nasty. Skin is, ironically, crawling.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 16, 2006 8:22:38 pm PDT #1674 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Good thing about not having children then, isn't it?

Happy Birthday, Drew!


Theodosia - Apr 17, 2006 2:15:49 am PDT #1675 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

OK, that's an ewww indeed. Except that since many animals regularly shed their skin anyway, it makes sense that it would be a way of nourishing the young, except that the intermediary step of actually shedding it doesn't happen.

Nature sucks, sometimes.

I'm not going to work today. But I am driving about 6 hours or so. ::sigh::


msbelle - Apr 17, 2006 4:11:56 am PDT #1676 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

morning. cooler today, but still lovely. I had a not so crowded commute, and then a lovely walk to work. YAY SPRING!

unsurprisingly, I am not so interested in actually working.


Fred Pete - Apr 17, 2006 4:30:42 am PDT #1677 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy Birthday, Sheryl!

Belated Happy Birthday, ND!