I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kalshane - Apr 14, 2006 1:22:04 pm PDT #1316 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

My mother was mugged by a guy on a bicycle.

But was he dressed as a ninja? That's what made it anti-climactic for me. I mean, if I was ever to go through the effort of robbing people while dressed as a ninja, my escape would involve smoke bombs and leaping from roof top to roof top.


§ ita § - Apr 14, 2006 1:25:21 pm PDT #1317 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But was he dressed as a ninja?

I admit--I didn't ask.

That's what made it anti-climactic for me. I mean, if I was ever to go through the effort of robbing people while dressed as a ninja, my escape would involve smoke bombs and leaping from roof top to roof top.

No! Ninjas use all tools, even the tools we disdain. That is why they are so invincible.


Kathy A - Apr 14, 2006 1:29:21 pm PDT #1318 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Who here telecommutes? Ever, or occasionally, or regularly? Is anyone living the dream?

I don't, but my company is really open to the idea. The new mom in my dept. is doing 1/2 days from home M-Th, and all day on Friday (she's Orthodox Jew, so this works great for her), a manager in the section works home in the Dells on Mon and Tues and then drives the three hours for Wed-Fri (stays at his sister's house Wed and Thurs night). Also, one of the editors I used to work with just bought a house up in Door County, so she only comes in every other month or so.


Jesse - Apr 14, 2006 1:30:18 pm PDT #1319 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ninjas are humans, right?


amych - Apr 14, 2006 1:31:24 pm PDT #1320 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

They are mammals.


§ ita § - Apr 14, 2006 1:31:29 pm PDT #1321 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ninjas are humans, right?

Let's not go too far. They are mammals. That much we know for sure.


sarameg - Apr 14, 2006 1:32:28 pm PDT #1322 of 10002

I have to admit, I'm going to miss Jesse's daytime tv reports once she goes back to a fulltime office job.


Jessica - Apr 14, 2006 1:32:50 pm PDT #1323 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Maybe you'd better ask.


sarameg - Apr 14, 2006 1:34:09 pm PDT #1324 of 10002

They are mammals

Not if they are mutant turtles!


§ ita § - Apr 14, 2006 1:34:12 pm PDT #1325 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ninja's communicate now? What's with that?