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bon bon - Apr 14, 2006 8:37:48 am PDT #1217 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I have something along the lines of the file drawer unit here: [link]

It's not cheap, but it completes the desk and I can move it from under the desk when I need more desk space.


shrift - Apr 14, 2006 8:38:39 am PDT #1218 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Mmm, beer.

Now I shall pretend to work for a few more hours until it is time again for more beer.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 14, 2006 8:39:51 am PDT #1219 of 10002
What is even happening?

cereal...

I just got the following in email, and it made me smile and think how shrift can totally ignore all the "try saying" suggestions, today.

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer been tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.

TRY SAYING:
Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF:
And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?

TRY SAYING:
I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF:
No fucking way.

TRY SAYING:
Really?
INSTEAD OF:
You've got to be shitting me!

TRY SAYING:
Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF:
Tell someone who gives a shit.

TRY SAYING:
I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF:
It's not my fucking problem.

TRY SAYING:
That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF:
What the fuck?

TRY SAYING:
I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF:
This shit won't work.

TRY SAYING:
I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF:
Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

TRY SAYING:
He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF:
He's got his head up his ass.

TRY SAYING:
Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF:
Eat shit and die.

TRY SAYING:
So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF:
Kiss my ass.

TRY SAYING:
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF:
Fuck off, I'm on salary.

TRY SAYING:
I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF:
Shove it up your ass.

TRY SAYING:
I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF:
This job sucks.

TRY SAYING:
You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF:
Who the hell died and made you boss?

TRY SAYING:
I see.
INSTEAD OF:
Blow me.

TRY SAYING:
I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF:
You don't know what the fuck you're doing.

Thank You,
Human Resources


§ ita § - Apr 14, 2006 8:46:06 am PDT #1220 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

These look great, bon, except the small ones all have wheels, and that'd look weird in my living room.

::twiddles thumbs::

Man, except for being so cheap it broke easily, the Target one I had was perfect. It didn't look like a filing cabinet.

I wish I could afford a place in the neighbourhoods I like with an actual extra room, so I don't have to hide it so.

Hmmm.


Typo Boy - Apr 14, 2006 8:46:26 am PDT #1221 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

If Bush's approval numbers carry over to the congressional candidates, the housecleaning should be like unto the French Revolution. According to CBS News 1/3 of voters polled think of the upcoming elections as a chance to vote against Bush.

Hope you are right. But, Cunningham race in California. Randy stole pretty specifically from U.S. troops. (He took bribes as member of Defense Appropriation Committe; the bribes he took, by themselves would have provide a heck of a lot body armor, not to mention what what he gave in contracts would have provided.)

So the Democrat in the race got 44% of the vote; good shot to win in June (her next opponent go 15%, but all Republicans combined got over 54% of vote in that race; on the other hand it is the Democratic Governors primary in June, so higher Democratic turnout, so good shot of switching the seat; but not certain.)

So if the Democrats can't turn a race like that into a cakewalk, how are they going to defeat a bunch of Republican incumbents with all the advantages incumbency brings. I'm sure the Democrats will pick up seats - but take either house? Well, may it happen, but I'm not betting on it - especially with Republican control of many voting machines, and DLC strategists crippling the Democratic side.


Kathy A - Apr 14, 2006 8:46:49 am PDT #1222 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

ita, too bad I'm not out in LA; one of the things I'm donating is the two-drawer file cabinet I got from the first bookstore I worked at, when they shut the store down.


aurelia - Apr 14, 2006 8:47:14 am PDT #1223 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I got my 3 drawer metal filing cabinet for $6 at a university surplus auction. It's not beautiful, but it's not fugly either.

I've got hang and focus this weekend. I need to hit the road very soon to go pick up color and templates.

Oh, and I have to remove everything from my kitchen this weekend (including the 3'x5' drafting table) so people can rip out the sink and all the cabinets on Monday.


§ ita § - Apr 14, 2006 8:47:24 am PDT #1224 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ita, too bad I'm not out in LA

Taunter!


Kathy A - Apr 14, 2006 8:48:50 am PDT #1225 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Well, I was going to say, "Too bad you're not in Chicago," but you're just too much of a California girl now to wish the Midwest on you!


§ ita § - Apr 14, 2006 8:49:58 am PDT #1226 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

you're just too much of a California girl now to wish the Midwest on you!

I take my accusation back--you are very kind.