River: They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky and they remember what they are. Mal: Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?

'Safe'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 11, 2006 4:58:12 am PDT #113 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

PS: I have not yet recieved an orange kitty in the mail ;)

I just haven't gotten to the post office yet....

If you put the stamps on the back of the kitty's head, it won't be able to lick them off....


Sophia Brooks - Apr 11, 2006 5:01:28 am PDT #114 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

If you put the stamps on the back of the kitty's head, it won't be able to lick them off....

Does this work as well as the flea drops on the back of a cat's neck?


Topic!Cindy - Apr 11, 2006 5:05:58 am PDT #115 of 10002
What is even happening?

"A boy tells a woman ten puns, and did any of them make her laugh?
No pun in ten did!"
I laughed and laughed and laughed. I am not sure he was used to that reaction.
Oh, dear. Me, too.


Jesse - Apr 11, 2006 5:08:49 am PDT #116 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So, I'm apparently sick. Ish. I can't decide if I hope it's allergies or a cold. Either way, it's LAME.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 11, 2006 5:10:36 am PDT #117 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

No sickness allowed Jesse.

Cindy, that pun is still making me laugh. A year later. I am LAME. Just this boy telling me ALL THESE PUNS, and then that as the final punch line. And it is a pun about puns.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 11, 2006 5:11:39 am PDT #118 of 10002
What is even happening?

Sophia, I think for me, because it is a pun about puns, it makes it even better. We can go sit at the kids table. I think they have better snacks there, anyhow.


msbelle - Apr 11, 2006 5:16:12 am PDT #119 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

No sick Jesse. go out in the sun today, it will make the sick go away. VITAMIN DDDDDDDDD!

semi-crazy consultant lady just had a mini-fit because people were congregating around her desk. I think the real issue was that they were not talking or paying attention to her. Well that and she feels she should have an office. WHATEVER, lady.


§ ita § - Apr 11, 2006 5:20:25 am PDT #120 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

only in your head does 2 krav classes NOT count as working out.

It was three, actually.

But I want to...I have no idea. I want to go to the gym. I have a membership. I should.

Kprinkle. So there.


Jesse - Apr 11, 2006 5:20:26 am PDT #121 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I will go out in the sun today for sure. Except it looks like it's getting a little cloudy? I'm guessing, since I can't actually see the sky from here.


msbelle - Apr 11, 2006 5:21:35 am PDT #122 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I want to be taller. And to have more time.

Jesse, you should meet me for lunch!