Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.

Wash ,'Objects In Space'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2006 2:13:58 pm PDT #1062 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You may have invented him, but who made him so adorable?


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2006 2:14:31 pm PDT #1063 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I invented Pete!

That means you could easily do a Repeat, right?


Aims - Apr 13, 2006 2:14:43 pm PDT #1064 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Me, of course.

Who else?


Aims - Apr 13, 2006 2:15:06 pm PDT #1065 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I invented Pete!


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 13, 2006 2:15:33 pm PDT #1066 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Aardvarks ate my dingo!

No. Wait.

Eta: Hey! A little Norman Invasion Number-Slutting!


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2006 2:16:29 pm PDT #1067 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Who else?

Then you are truly to be bowed before. As soon as I'm done bowing to the person who invented this. Donations accepted.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 13, 2006 2:19:06 pm PDT #1068 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Aims is a fibber. Twice. She couldn't even tell you where the wash-tag is.


Aims - Apr 13, 2006 2:20:05 pm PDT #1069 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Could so.

Again, I cite your wife being present.

And where I put it could not be construed as "flirting".


juliana - Apr 13, 2006 2:20:22 pm PDT #1070 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

A little Norman Invasion Number-Slutting!

LOVE. So much.


billytea - Apr 13, 2006 2:25:28 pm PDT #1071 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

A little Norman Invasion Number-Slutting!

I have explained to the Wallybee about the Norman invasion. She's tickled to learn there once was a King William with the moniker 'the Bastard'.