Does anybody mind if I pass out?

Willow ,'Beneath You'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 13, 2006 1:03:03 pm PDT #1019 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I must have been eating paint all day.

This explains your posts.

I have to have clothes on.

Are you saying you're imagining me naked?


Aims - Apr 13, 2006 1:06:44 pm PDT #1020 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Yes. Yes I am.

I am that bored with my job.

rolls eyes


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 13, 2006 1:09:09 pm PDT #1021 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I am that bored with my job.

Ouch. Trust a woman to turn a nudie joke into something that cruel.


Aims - Apr 13, 2006 1:09:49 pm PDT #1022 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It'd be a different story if your wife wasn;t here, too! :)


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2006 1:12:22 pm PDT #1023 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jessi made me cry. And apparently her real name isn't even Jessi. But thanks so much for your help with that, since that's what I'm calling her.

Jessi's not her real name? Someone's been keeping secrets.

Or maybe it was someone posing as Jessi. It wasn't me was it? Not that I'd ever make you cry. Dirty pool, what. Or do I mean dirty snooker? No, probably not.

Arm warmers!


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 13, 2006 1:15:16 pm PDT #1024 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

It'd be a different story if your wife wasn;t here, too! :)

Woot! Hey, Jilli? You should go get on with that silly editing cos there won't be any more flirting here, mmm'kay?


Atropa - Apr 13, 2006 1:21:36 pm PDT #1025 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Woot! Hey, Jilli? You should go get on with that silly editing cos there won't be any more flirting here, mmm'kay?

Uh-huh. If you listen closely, you can hear my eyes rolling. Go ahead, flirt away.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2006 1:27:11 pm PDT #1026 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Me: Can I have a regular Mucho Mango, please?
Clerk #1: Sure t lastname
Clerk #2: Hey, don't you usually get something hot?
Me: Not today! Look outside!

Program Manager: Sorry to make you leave your office for just a 45 minute meeting.
Me: Oh, far better than a 2 hour meeting. Plus, just walking from my car was great.
Co-worker: Isn't the weather great outside!
Me: Yes. Shame it's supposed to rain tomorrow.

SoCal is finally SoCalling it up. 85° in Simi. I wish it were the start of summer, but it's something.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 13, 2006 1:27:51 pm PDT #1027 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Uh-huh. If you listen closely, you can hear my eyes rolling. Go ahead, flirt away.

Uh...um... okay.... um...

My, that's a lovely blouse!

Anyone get that Brit-com reference?


Aims - Apr 13, 2006 1:28:23 pm PDT #1028 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

bats eyes at Pete

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