No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erikaj - Apr 13, 2006 12:34:04 pm PDT #1001 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

no the coffee drops. But I tend to live by the sarky barb as well.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 13, 2006 12:35:04 pm PDT #1002 of 10002
What is even happening?

Did you mean: Tattyfilarious

tattyfilarious
Term oft quoted by Brit comedyman(?) Ken Dodd, but now appropriated to described quality of cocaine.

This stuff's fuckin' tattyfilarious!!!


kat perez - Apr 13, 2006 12:35:47 pm PDT #1003 of 10002
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Ah, but you forget the safari guide and thrillseeking paleontologist professions!

Safari guide = camp counselor for grown-ups with time and money to burn

Thrill-seeking paleontologist = Julie on the Love Boat for overeducated adrenaline junkies


Atropa - Apr 13, 2006 12:35:59 pm PDT #1004 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Nose beeps? I'm immune. They all bounce straight to Jilli. Poor Jilli, getting hit with the second-hand beepage.

aaaaaaauuugh!

stop it stop it stop it.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 13, 2006 12:36:00 pm PDT #1005 of 10002
What is even happening?

erika, if it had been anyone but you, I would have assumed the coffee drops.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 13, 2006 12:40:30 pm PDT #1006 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Aimée: I'm impressed. I would never have guessed you'd know who Ken Dodd was.

Cindy: I cannot believe you found that online. I cannot believe they attributed a wonderful old nonsense word created by a beloved comedian to a fucking drug. Jeezus H, that's just not on.


erikaj - Apr 13, 2006 12:41:10 pm PDT #1007 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Barbs are fun, too. I've befriended people based on a good burn, a couple times.


Alibelle - Apr 13, 2006 12:41:58 pm PDT #1008 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Okay, ita, Jessi made me cry. And apparently her real name isn't even Jessi. But thanks so much for your help with that, since that's what I'm calling her.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 13, 2006 12:43:41 pm PDT #1009 of 10002
What is even happening?

I cannot believe they attributed a wonderful old nonsense word created by a beloved comedian to a fucking drug. Jeezus H, that's just not on.
Isn't it awful. It's the only definition-style definition I could find (although the word hits otherwise, in both spellings).

It's clearly too cromulent a word to mean that.


Aims - Apr 13, 2006 12:44:42 pm PDT #1010 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I know using it makes me feel imbiggened.