Nothin'. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind ya.

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Apr 10, 2006 10:22:43 am PDT #9923 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Aw, the vending machine got you a going-away present.

Yeah! It's been giving me Cokes for a quarter the last few weeks. It loves me.

My new nickname at work seems to be "short-timer."

Is it the Butch and Ron slashtastic Coke machine?

Alas, I left the Butch and Ron Coke machine behind years ago. I miss them. I wonder how those boys are doing now. Are they still gazing at each other lovingly? Did they run away together? Did they have a passionate affair and an even more passionate break up?


§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 10:35:54 am PDT #9924 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Now she's talking with her mouth full.

I should become inured to these things, but I just can't.


sarameg - Apr 10, 2006 10:39:08 am PDT #9925 of 10001

I did not pass out in my branch meeting. I'll count this as a win.


Lee - Apr 10, 2006 10:46:44 am PDT #9926 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Yay Sarameg!

I did get a free lunch today, but a) it's almost an exact duplicate of what I had been planning on having for dinner, and b) mine would have been a lot better, or at least a hella lot less salty.


§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 10:57:32 am PDT #9927 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I brought in something from Trader Joe's and I'm still remarkably hungry. Do I eat the yoghurt and/or apple I also brought, or do I go downstairs and get a lemon square from the caf?


Cashmere - Apr 10, 2006 11:02:45 am PDT #9928 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Lemon square is a default answer.


Typo Boy - Apr 10, 2006 11:04:13 am PDT #9929 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Yogurt has protein, carbs and depending on type possibly fat as well. Apple has carbs, fiber and potassium. Lemon bar has neither protein nor fiber, pretty much sugar and (depending on recipe) fat. So I'd say eat the one you think will taste the best.


Jessica - Apr 10, 2006 11:06:58 am PDT #9930 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Swanky!

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Jessica - Apr 10, 2006 11:09:36 am PDT #9931 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

When Buffy browses eBay...

You are bidding on a 19th century Vampire Killing Kit.

The box weights 20.1 lbs., length 16.8 inches, width 17 inches, height 7.9 inches;made of linden tree with maroon velvet inside, six compartments. The items enclosed in the box are as followed: one wooden hammer (6.5 inches long), four stakes 6 inches-each) --- the wooden hammer has applied a small holy cross, same as the stakes; the lower side containing: prayer book, crucifix, knife and eight bottles with Pamant (holy soil), Agheazma (holy water), Mir (anointing oil), Tamaie (holy incense), Usturoi (garlic), red serum, blue serum and secret potion. We believe a romanian monk from Transylvania has created this box during the period of 1870-1890 .


§ ita § - Apr 10, 2006 11:11:01 am PDT #9932 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Somehow I now have a brownie. It'll all turn out for the best.