Aw, the vending machine got you a going-away present.
Yeah! It's been giving me Cokes for a quarter the last few weeks. It loves me.
My new nickname at work seems to be "short-timer."
Is it the Butch and Ron slashtastic Coke machine?
Alas, I left the Butch and Ron Coke machine behind years ago. I miss them. I wonder how those boys are doing now. Are they still gazing at each other lovingly? Did they run away together? Did they have a passionate affair and an even more passionate break up?
Now she's talking with her mouth full.
I should become inured to these things, but I just can't.
I did not pass out in my branch meeting. I'll count this as a win.
Yay Sarameg!
I did get a free lunch today, but a) it's almost an exact duplicate of what I had been planning on having for dinner, and b) mine would have been a lot better, or at least a hella lot less salty.
I brought in something from Trader Joe's and I'm still remarkably hungry. Do I eat the yoghurt and/or apple I also brought, or do I go downstairs and get a lemon square from the caf?
Lemon square is a default answer.
Yogurt has protein, carbs and depending on type possibly fat as well. Apple has carbs, fiber and potassium. Lemon bar has neither protein nor fiber, pretty much sugar and (depending on recipe) fat.
So I'd say eat the one you think will taste the best.
When Buffy browses eBay...
You are bidding on a 19th century Vampire Killing Kit.
The box weights 20.1 lbs., length 16.8 inches, width 17 inches, height 7.9 inches;made of linden tree with maroon velvet inside, six compartments. The items enclosed in the box are as followed: one wooden hammer (6.5 inches long), four stakes 6 inches-each) --- the wooden hammer has applied a small holy cross, same as the stakes; the lower side containing: prayer book, crucifix, knife and eight bottles with Pamant (holy soil), Agheazma (holy water), Mir (anointing oil), Tamaie (holy incense), Usturoi (garlic), red serum, blue serum and secret potion. We believe a romanian monk from Transylvania has created this box during the period of 1870-1890 .
Somehow I now have a brownie. It'll all turn out for the best.