Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.

Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Apr 07, 2006 2:24:33 pm PDT #9564 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I KNEW it! Your secret is out, missy.


§ ita § - Apr 07, 2006 2:24:54 pm PDT #9565 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Actually, if more goals were measurable and specific, I'd be a happy-assed camper. Because I need to prove I've achieved them, after all. Attainable doesn't hurt, and the other two are just to spell a cute word, AFAIC.

Now, if only I could bitch slap this "project management" software into letting me log time against both projects and sub-projects, I might be delirious with happiness.

Instead of just restless to get the weekend started.


Atropa - Apr 07, 2006 2:30:45 pm PDT #9566 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

screams

How does someone become a programmer writer and NOT know the difference between effect and affect? And why does my job description not include "Smite the stupid ones"? Why?

goes back to glaring at documentation to be edited


Sue - Apr 07, 2006 2:49:04 pm PDT #9567 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Take what Rick said, and substitute "SAP" whereever he used "Peoplesoft".

OMG, we switched over to SAP a year ago, and it's still a nightmare.


§ ita § - Apr 07, 2006 2:51:17 pm PDT #9568 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Finally! I have found the eclectic combination of radio buttons and checkboxes that allows me to report time against subprojects and master projects.

This obviously means that somehow it'll get jacked up on submission, and my manager will have to reject it. But that's next week's issue.

For the first time EVER, timesheet complete week of. I promise to be good this weekend, and finish my status report before start-of-business Monday. Honest. Plus hit the gym at least once, do relevant laundry, clear off TiVo, watch at least one Netflix DVD...and maybe even cook so I'll have stuff to bring for lunch next week.

Honest.


Sue - Apr 07, 2006 2:55:10 pm PDT #9569 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Honest. Plus hit the gym at least once, do relevant laundry, clear off TiVo, watch at least one Netflix DVD...and maybe even cook so I'll have stuff to bring for lunch next week.

You're turning into msbelle.

I am having an exciting Friday night where I just cleaned out my fridge.

My potential weekend guests are not staying with me, which is good, because I would have had to give them my bed, and I like my bed. But tomorrow we brunch and hang out and whatever.


Jesse - Apr 07, 2006 2:55:16 pm PDT #9570 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

How does someone become a programmer writer and NOT know the difference between effect and affect?

I... am sometimes confused about which goes where. Or at least, I mindfuck that I am. You know what I do then? Re-write the damned sentence.


Kathy A - Apr 07, 2006 2:55:38 pm PDT #9571 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I really should do my time breakdown before leaving work. Eh, I'll do it on Monday morning.

ION, cute monkey+kitten pics!


§ ita § - Apr 07, 2006 2:56:27 pm PDT #9572 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am having an exciting Friday night where I just cleaned out my fridge.

I did that Tuesday. Scrubbing Bubbles and then 409 Glass/Surface Cleaner.

I had a life last weekend. That'll have to suffice.


Theodosia - Apr 07, 2006 3:05:26 pm PDT #9573 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

OMG, we switched over to SAP a year ago, and it's still a nightmare.

So far, I haven't heard from anybody, anywhere (excepting some VIP managers, who don't have to actually work with it in any meaningful way except to get reports) who thinks it's a good idea.