Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --

Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 05, 2006 2:23:42 pm PDT #9003 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If that entire bulge is supposed to be baby and baby shell, then it's not only not real, it's crappy FX. Maybe the wind rushed up her blouse?

Yeah, I'm voting wind or Photoshop there -- if they were going to fake a pregnancy, surely Tom Cruise knows makeup people who could do a better job than that.


bon bon - Apr 05, 2006 2:23:47 pm PDT #9004 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I think it's the wind that makes that pic look particularly roundly fake, but no weight gain anywhere just looks freaky.


flea - Apr 05, 2006 2:25:24 pm PDT #9005 of 10001
information libertarian

Me, 9 months pregnant. [link]

YPMV.


§ ita § - Apr 05, 2006 2:28:13 pm PDT #9006 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Now you don't have to be dead (or dismembered) to be a diamond.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 05, 2006 2:37:40 pm PDT #9007 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

The image of two people kissing with that diamond between their lips is particularly skeevy given the tagline about making them from pet hair.


Lee - Apr 05, 2006 2:46:31 pm PDT #9008 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I actually thought KH looked a little puffier than usual cheek/face wise. Still thin as all get out, but a little puffier.


Jessica - Apr 05, 2006 2:48:02 pm PDT #9009 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

CNN is offering WHAT?

(Note the free video links...)


Lee - Apr 05, 2006 2:52:27 pm PDT #9010 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

It's still there, too, though now you have to click the "more sci tech video" tab.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 05, 2006 3:15:14 pm PDT #9011 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Very interesting discussion. I left the office just as it started, and stewed in a crazy fucking funk my whole ride home.

This is reason #589742 why. It makes it very hard to think that good men, who don't view women as a collection of holes to fuck or flesh to punch, aren't a minority. I hate feeling that way about half the human race. But then, there's gangrapes and stonings and abortions outlawed in the US! And a debate that still goes about whether it is women who should stay home with the baby and somehow fathers never figure into it.

In this Allyson and I are one. I am increasingly failing to find the words to process the misogeny in this world and am becoming, slowly, more and more misanthropic. I am trying to find ways to channel my anger into something productive, but it gets harder and harder.

Anyway. It was kind of a weird relief to read that I'm not the only one. I gotta go to bed. Sleep, that's where I'm a Viking!

Awesome discussion though.


Jesse - Apr 05, 2006 3:47:08 pm PDT #9012 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That "free video" gag is one of Gawker's favorite things. It's pretty funny.

So, I got home later than expected and had to have emergency quick dinner instead of what I had planned, which is annoying. Also because I think I now have to make the more elaborate dinner anyway, so the parts don't go bad before I have a chance to eat them. Bah. I mean, what I ate was good, but I had A Plan.