Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Apr 05, 2006 6:04:26 am PDT #8685 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Rain of toads?


bon bon - Apr 05, 2006 6:04:44 am PDT #8686 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Seriously. Office mate and I were just talking about how it looked sepia.


Vortex - Apr 05, 2006 6:05:15 am PDT #8687 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

was arrested this evening at his residence in Silver Springs, Maryland,

okay, small pet peeve. It's Silver SprinG, Maryland. No "S"!!


Theodosia - Apr 05, 2006 6:05:27 am PDT #8688 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Okay, the weird keyboards are indeed pretty damn weird!

It's too bad that foot-operated mice have never caught on.


Jessica - Apr 05, 2006 6:05:50 am PDT #8689 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Dear Powers That Be,

It is APRIL.

Please make a note of it.


sarameg - Apr 05, 2006 6:07:05 am PDT #8690 of 10001

That's probably the same storm we had! Hope you like it!

It'll be over in 10 minutes. Moves fast. My officemate commented that the sky at 7 am was the same shade as our blinds, which are dark brown.


Jesse - Apr 05, 2006 6:07:58 am PDT #8691 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

April is the cruelest month. NOT A METAPHOR, PEOPLE.


Jessica - Apr 05, 2006 6:09:00 am PDT #8692 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Well, April can go suck on it. So sayeth I.


TomW - Apr 05, 2006 6:11:19 am PDT #8693 of 10001
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."

Well, April can go suck on it. So sayeth I.

Now you went and got April angry. That's just great.


Jessica - Apr 05, 2006 6:12:25 am PDT #8694 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Now you went and got April angry.

IT STARTED IT.