but by God, do we look good in leather.
t goes to a happy, happy place
Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
'Serenity'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sean K - Mar 02, 2006 8:09:12 am PST #840 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Nutty - Mar 02, 2006 8:09:47 am PST #841 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
shrift in an eyepatch and leather trousers. Mmmmm.
(Sadly, I'm pretty sure shrift has no tattoos and does not carry a large-caliber weapon on her person.)
amych - Mar 02, 2006 8:10:44 am PST #842 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
(Sadly, I'm pretty sure shrift has no tattoos and does not carry a large-caliber weapon on her person.)
Both of those could be worked on, given sufficient alcohol.
Sean K - Mar 02, 2006 8:13:12 am PST #843 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
(Sadly, I'm pretty sure shrift has no tattoos and does not carry a large-caliber weapon on her person.)
Both of those could be worked on, given sufficient alcohol.
Hell, I bet she'd carry the large caliber weapon if we just gave her one.
tommyrot - Mar 02, 2006 8:14:35 am PST #844 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What are you supposed to do, work environment-wise, if you have a strong allergy/migraine trigger?
Can you sit near a ventilation duct? Or somewhere else that's upwind of the bad odors?
§ ita § - Mar 02, 2006 8:14:40 am PST #845 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
We can start by painting on the tattoos and working our way to more permanent stuff.
It is for a good cause, after all.
And now I really need to buy that DVD.
Can you sit near a ventilation duct? Or somewhere else that's upwind of the bad odors?
The only location that'd work in this layout is an office. And that would either be impossible or extremely disruptive. To something.
sarameg - Mar 02, 2006 8:17:50 am PST #846 of 10001
It doesn't really help with the whole feeling fragile, but is there a scent or flavor that acts as even a mild block or pleasent distraction? Like coffeebeans at a perfume store or whatever.
§ ita § - Mar 02, 2006 8:19:23 am PST #847 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
is there a scent or flavor that acts as even a mild block or pleasent distraction?
Oh, nice. I don't have anything around now, but that might totally work. I'll have to sniff around at home.
Perfume chick left. I can restart breathing through my nose.
bon bon - Mar 02, 2006 8:19:30 am PST #848 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
A fan? Febreze or some other nose numbing thing? I use this thing from Origins for sinus pain [link] it's something that's heavily minty and tingly. Clears my sinuses right out. And I think it makes me smell nothing else.
§ ita § - Mar 02, 2006 8:20:54 am PST #849 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
And a desk fan! This is what other people are for, to do all the heavy thinking.
That mint would set me right off. But other scents might work...