OK, someone needs to make me stop reading the survey comments. I'm just cackling away madly. Oh, the angst! The hyperbole! The lack of basic comprehension!

And it is even funnier when it comes from in-house.

I mean, some level of criticism is valid, granted, and points us to things we could do better. But if you wail that the system is down half the time and this is why we suck (um, no- it's tracked ) I'm just going to laugh in your face.

Terrence Howard is all sleepy-eyed and angsty and SUPERfoine in H&F. Not a character you'll forget fast.

What are you supposed to do, work environment-wise, if you have a strong allergy/migraine trigger? I can't ask the guy four cubes over to not eat popcorn, or the woman who's stopped by to visit an ex-co-worker to dial it down on the Chanel.

I am going to take a walk and hope she's gone and taken her scent trail with her before I come back, but still.

There's just no reasonable way to protect myself. It makes me feel fragile, which makes me want to hit things hard.

I'm totally not caught up on natter, but:

Shrift is shorter than you'd expect from pictures. Something about the slounging cutting across the vertical plane, I suspect.

I'm the Snake Plissken of the Internet: less tall and dead than you'd expect, but by God, do we look good in leather.

but by God, do we look good in leather.

t goes to a happy, happy place

shrift in an eyepatch and leather trousers. Mmmmm.

(Sadly, I'm pretty sure shrift has no tattoos and does not carry a large-caliber weapon on her person.)

(Sadly, I'm pretty sure shrift has no tattoos and does not carry a large-caliber weapon on her person.)

Both of those could be worked on, given sufficient alcohol.

(Sadly, I'm pretty sure shrift has no tattoos and does not carry a large-caliber weapon on her person.)

Both of those could be worked on, given sufficient alcohol.

Hell, I bet she'd carry the large caliber weapon if we just gave her one.

What are you supposed to do, work environment-wise, if you have a strong allergy/migraine trigger?

Can you sit near a ventilation duct? Or somewhere else that's upwind of the bad odors?

We can start by painting on the tattoos and working our way to more permanent stuff.

It is for a good cause, after all.

And now I really need to buy that DVD.

Can you sit near a ventilation duct? Or somewhere else that's upwind of the bad odors?

The only location that'd work in this layout is an office. And that would either be impossible or extremely disruptive. To something.