Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

'Touched'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 03, 2006 5:33:19 pm PDT #8281 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In unrelated news, British Airways and Air France have banned tinned fermented herring from their flights:

That has made producers of the surstromming choke on their fermented fish, calling the airlines' decision "culturally illiterate".

It is a myth, they say, that the tinned fish can explode.

They admit, however, that a punctured tin would emit a foul smell, and that the content might spill quite forcefully, like a punctured can of beer.


tommyrot - Apr 03, 2006 5:52:19 pm PDT #8282 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hee! One less fuckwad....

Tom DeLay, the former House majority leader, will not seek re-election and will announce his withdrawal from his congressional race on Tuesday, MSNBC's Chris Matthews reported Monday night.

Matthews, host of MSNBC's “Hardball,” said that DeLay told him in an interview that “the polling on him in the 22nd District was going down,” as a result of his part in a campaign contribution controversy.

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JZ - Apr 03, 2006 5:54:49 pm PDT #8283 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

msbelle - Apr 03, 2006 5:55:58 pm PDT #8284 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

WOO HOO!!!!


DavidS - Apr 03, 2006 5:57:04 pm PDT #8285 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Whoops, I was in JZ's browser window.

Happy birthday, Tom Scola! For your present I give you Tom DeLay's imminent absence from Congress soon.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 03, 2006 5:59:35 pm PDT #8286 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It is a myth, they say, that the tinned fish can explode.
And we have next year's big plot for 24.


Theodosia - Apr 03, 2006 6:03:53 pm PDT #8287 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

The TeeVeePedia (the April Fools one) has a plot summary of the five seasons of 24 which is a thing of rare parodic beauty. But I don't think they topped tonight's, all things considered.


Ginger - Apr 03, 2006 6:04:15 pm PDT #8288 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

In unrelated news, British Airways and Air France have banned tinned fermented herring from their flights:

It sounds like they should ban tinned fermented herring from the planet.


sumi - Apr 03, 2006 6:07:34 pm PDT #8289 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Bwah!

I was also very HSWTF about the end of 24.

I had things to say about Prison Break, but I can't seem to remember them.


tommyrot - Apr 03, 2006 6:07:48 pm PDT #8290 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It sounds like they should ban tinned fermented herring from the planet.

Ah, yes. Shoot them into the sun! Justification for our space program!