Okay, I'm heading out for dinner and drinks with my sister.
If it becomes necessary, Dana, I will txt for vengeance.
You turn on any of my crew, you turn on me.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Mar 31, 2006 1:24:05 pm PST #7716 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
flea - Mar 31, 2006 1:25:44 pm PST #7717 of 10001
information libertarian
Any advice on how to poltely request of one's neighbors that they remove the (apparently used) adult diaper that is wrapped around a limb of the dogwood tree in their front yard, and has been there since 7am?
I mean, YUCK.
Cashmere - Mar 31, 2006 1:30:03 pm PST #7718 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Any advice on how to poltely request of one's neighbors that they remove the (apparently used) adult diaper that is wrapped around a limb of the dogwood tree in their front yard, and has been there since 7am?
I really don't see the need for politeness in this situation.
§ ita § - Mar 31, 2006 1:31:09 pm PST #7719 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cashmere's quite right. Anything more gracious than "There's an adult diaper in your yard. You need to get rid of it." is too much effort on your part.
Jesse - Mar 31, 2006 1:33:07 pm PST #7720 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ew, flea. Do you have any posterboard in the house? I'm thinking a large sign that says "WTF?!?!" with an arrow.
Jesse - Mar 31, 2006 1:35:38 pm PST #7721 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Also, I hate last night's OC much less. FYI.
Dana - Mar 31, 2006 1:36:23 pm PST #7722 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
If only you'd listen when I tell you there might be another way! I'm afraid you'll go too far, upset as you are, and I won't be able to help you anymore.
Look, man, I know you want to help, but this is something I've got to do on my own.
If it becomes necessary, Dana, I will txt for vengeance.
I'll prepare my epic "NOOOOOOOO!!!!" of loss and fury.
§ ita § - Mar 31, 2006 1:36:54 pm PST #7723 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I just got a passel of spams, in sequence, from the following senders: Musicologist K. Ammunition, Offending G. Thanking, Convocation B. Underbrushing, Margaritas J. Emigrating, Registration H. Pilloried, Republican R. Exhumation.
Good job on obfuscation, there!
I went on a date stemming from Salon Personals with a guy who wrote spam software. I should have jacked up his coding hands.
Cashmere - Mar 31, 2006 1:36:56 pm PST #7724 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
shrift, congrats on the quitting! The feeling of leaving a stressful job sitch on your own terms is one of pure relief.
flea - Mar 31, 2006 1:37:10 pm PST #7725 of 10001
information libertarian
At least Jesse's idea makes me laugh. The idea of making a call and saying, "Hi, I'm your neighbor next door, could someone please remove the DIAPER from your TREE?" is kind of terrifying me.