I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophesy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Mar 31, 2006 1:35:38 pm PST #7721 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, I hate last night's OC much less. FYI.


Dana - Mar 31, 2006 1:36:23 pm PST #7722 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

If only you'd listen when I tell you there might be another way! I'm afraid you'll go too far, upset as you are, and I won't be able to help you anymore.

Look, man, I know you want to help, but this is something I've got to do on my own.

If it becomes necessary, Dana, I will txt for vengeance.

I'll prepare my epic "NOOOOOOOO!!!!" of loss and fury.


§ ita § - Mar 31, 2006 1:36:54 pm PST #7723 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just got a passel of spams, in sequence, from the following senders: Musicologist K. Ammunition, Offending G. Thanking, Convocation B. Underbrushing, Margaritas J. Emigrating, Registration H. Pilloried, Republican R. Exhumation.

Good job on obfuscation, there!

I went on a date stemming from Salon Personals with a guy who wrote spam software. I should have jacked up his coding hands.


Cashmere - Mar 31, 2006 1:36:56 pm PST #7724 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

shrift, congrats on the quitting! The feeling of leaving a stressful job sitch on your own terms is one of pure relief.


flea - Mar 31, 2006 1:37:10 pm PST #7725 of 10001
information libertarian

At least Jesse's idea makes me laugh. The idea of making a call and saying, "Hi, I'm your neighbor next door, could someone please remove the DIAPER from your TREE?" is kind of terrifying me.


Allyson - Mar 31, 2006 1:38:28 pm PST #7726 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Ew, flea. Do you have any posterboard in the house? I'm thinking a large sign that says "WTF?!?!" with an arrow.

I choked on my tea.

I need that to point at scientists.


Allyson - Mar 31, 2006 1:39:01 pm PST #7727 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You want I should call, flea?


§ ita § - Mar 31, 2006 1:40:39 pm PST #7728 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I hate last night's OC much less. FYI.

I was going to say something when you commented on last week's. But then I got lost being a crusty old police chief. Which reminds me...

I'll prepare my epic "NOOOOOOOO!!!!" of loss and fury.

Don't forget to fall to your knees.

The idea of making a call and saying, "Hi, I'm your neighbor next door, could someone please remove the DIAPER from your TREE?" is kind of terrifying me.

Don't even identify yourself. I mean, I want them to take it down, and I don't even know where you live.


-t - Mar 31, 2006 1:41:00 pm PST #7729 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Maybe be less specific: "There's some garbage hung up on your tree". Though the more mortifying version might get results faster.


Jesse - Mar 31, 2006 1:41:08 pm PST #7730 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Really, the more I think about it, the more useful that sign could be. We need more public humiliation in our culture!