You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 31, 2006 4:30:59 am PST #7512 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Check out the pictures - there is kinda' a similarity. The pregnancy test thingie is white plastic with a round thingie on one end....

Still, you'd have to be pretty darn wasted....


§ ita § - Mar 31, 2006 4:31:23 am PST #7513 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Totally with a Shuffle. Which is pretty much better than trying to eat it, which is the next drunk thing I can imagine happening.


tommyrot - Mar 31, 2006 4:35:15 am PST #7514 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Totally with a Shuffle. Which is pretty much better than trying to eat it, which is the next drunk thing I can imagine happening.

Well, you often hear of drunk men in bars daring each other to shove various objects up their asses....


brenda m - Mar 31, 2006 4:36:00 am PST #7515 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

tommyrot goes to different bars than I do.


tommyrot - Mar 31, 2006 4:38:13 am PST #7516 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is "The Manhole" bar still around? (in Boystown.)


Sue - Mar 31, 2006 4:38:46 am PST #7517 of 10001
hip deep in pie

TAR is moving to Wednesdays: [link]


§ ita § - Mar 31, 2006 4:39:07 am PST #7518 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

you often hear of drunk men in bars daring each other to shove various objects up their asses....

But shuffles look nothing like penises.

I bought soy milk by mistake yeserday instead of rice milk. But because I need hot cereal in the mornings, I opened a carton.

It doesn't taste half bad. Kinda weird.

The OC made me sniffle with Kirsten and Seth at the AA meeting. No one on TV has the right amount of luggage. Either everything fits in a shoulder duffle, or it's a comically huge number of suitcases.


Megan E. - Mar 31, 2006 4:55:37 am PST #7519 of 10001

Ooh, since the Canadians are around, check out this pic in my sister's lj:

Don't touch the beaver. Ne touchez pas le castor!


msbelle - Mar 31, 2006 4:56:21 am PST #7520 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

late to work. grrr. but I got the morning errand done I needed to. Also? GORGEOUS DAY! I am wearing a vintage dress and cropped jean jacket, one of my favorite spring outfits.


tommyrot - Mar 31, 2006 4:56:55 am PST #7521 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

No Touch Monkey!