kidnap-a-nonconsenting-straight-man-and-force-him-into-an-unholy-union.
Is there somewhere I can sign up to be against this?
Haven't you killed me enough for one day?
Mal ,'War Stories'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Mar 30, 2006 11:17:20 am PST #7322 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Allyson - Mar 30, 2006 11:18:11 am PST #7323 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Jesse - Mar 30, 2006 11:18:34 am PST #7324 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Steph, craziness like the kind you're spouting is what's wrong with this country. If we let The Gays marry, someone's going to force me to have sex with a dog!!!
Allyson - Mar 30, 2006 11:19:49 am PST #7325 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
A turtle, Jesse. The wingnuts say you'll wantto fuck a turtle.
Jesse - Mar 30, 2006 11:21:07 am PST #7326 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I don't want to! But I'm scared Rick Santorum will make me!!!!
Trudy Booth - Mar 30, 2006 11:21:08 am PST #7327 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
If your vision of a right world is one in which Men Do X and Women Do Y -- and that grants peace and stability to all mankind -- anyone who deviates from that (be they homos or women who won't take their husband's names) IS a threat.
brenda m - Mar 30, 2006 11:21:09 am PST #7328 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
If anyone wants to send me their gay porn, I'll be happy to check it out and report back to you. It's just the kind of giving person I am.
Calli - Mar 30, 2006 11:21:17 am PST #7329 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
The sense I always get from the anti-gay-marriage cartel is that if gay marriage were legal, you'd have gay men kidnapping straight men off the streets and forcing them into some kind of unholy union.
The few I hear from on this tend to go on about "the children". The theory apparently being: as long as we don't suggest that homosexuality is in any way OK, the children will never, ever grow up to be gay. Which is why no one was ever gay before the late '60s.
A fact that would come as quite a surprise to Oscar Wilde.
Steph L. - Mar 30, 2006 11:21:41 am PST #7330 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
If we let The Gays marry, someone's going to force me to have sex with a dog!!!
No, if we let The Gays marry, one of them will KIDNAP your dog!lover, and force the dog(no longer your lover) into an unholy union.
No, really. I heard on the internets that it's all part of the Gay Agenda. Lull The Straights into complacency with the "Gay Marriage" plan, make The Straights think it's cool to mate with their pets and farm animals (and, in Montana, farm equipment), and then BAM! The Gays will swoop in and kidnap your non-human!lovers.
Really. I read it on Drudge.com.
Jesse - Mar 30, 2006 11:22:21 am PST #7331 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The theory apparently being: as long as we don't suggest that homosexuality is in any way OK, the children will never, ever grow up to be gay. Which is why no one was ever gay before the late '60s.
That's the same thing with sex ed, too, right? Don't tell The Children about sex, and they'll never have it.