Nothing can beat the Bears helmets on the Art Institute lions back in 1985. Even more amusing was the fact that someone actually stole one of them, even though they weighed a few hundred pounds each.

ETA: SLUUUUT!

From the Time And A Place For Everything files:

American TV presenter Star Jones called her The View co-host Joy Behar "a b***h" live on air yesterday after Behar told Jones to stop talking about her recent breast life operation. Jones called the show yesterday to address rumors she was near death after receiving a blood transfusion following breast enhancement surgery in Los Angeles. Behar appeared to grow increasingly irritated as Jones kept going on and on about her surgery. She then grabbed a pen and furiously scribbled a note, gesturing to co-host Meredith Vieira to read what she had written, tapping on the paper for emphasis. After Jones remarked, "Last Friday was my 44th birthday, but my boobs still think they're 20", Behar decided she had heard enough, snapping, "Ok, Star. That's enough about you. On to us. Bye!" TV censors bleeped out Behar when she added, "Keep your (breasts) perky!" in a mock-cheerful voice. Jones shot back, "I'm glad to see you haven't changed. Even today, you are still a b***h." Producers abruptly ended the call before the fight could escalate. A spokesman for the show tells the New York Post, "If you watch The View regularly, Star and Joy enjoy teasing each other. No harm done. There's not reason to read any more into it than what was on-air."

I don't suppose anyone here saw that, huh? I'd love to know the tone.

Wee Violet is very cute.

On that one, however, the subject line for "comments" is the clear winner.

HA! Thanks for the pointer. That was awesome.

Dana, reading the L Word recap on AfterEllen.com yesterday gave me the same earworm. My sympathies. Except for the part where it's BACK NOW.

Ugh.

recent breast life operation

This struck me as very odd until I grasped that there was a typo.

The Miracle of Womanhood and its attendant bloatiness, aches and crankiness--ON THE LIST.

Actress Jennifer Garner plays with her 3-month-old daughter Violet Anne, who she parents with husband Ben Affleck

Who she parents with husband? They couldn't find a smoother way to say what they meant?

Wait, so is it not his (bio)kid? Because that's how that reads to me.

Coworkers who didn't bother to tell me that today's group lunch was called off last week? ON THE LIST.

so is it not his (bio)kid?

It is his kid. Weird, huh?

A client just called me to bitch about my boss for the last fifteen minutes, only she didn't know she was bitching about my boss.

And someone responded by asking, "With what? :)" when I sent her an e-mail saying I'd left her a CD at the front desk. I'm trying to figure out a polite way to say, "A CD with the files you requested from me, jackass."

shrift's job? ON THE LIST.