Actress Jennifer Garner plays with her 3-month-old daughter Violet Anne, who she parents with husband Ben Affleck
Who she parents with husband? They couldn't find a smoother way to say what they meant?
Wait, so is it not his (bio)kid? Because that's how that reads to me.
Coworkers who didn't bother to tell me that today's group lunch was called off last week? ON THE LIST.
so is it not his (bio)kid?
It is his kid. Weird, huh?
A client just called me to bitch about my boss for the last fifteen minutes, only she didn't know she was bitching about my boss.
And someone responded by asking, "With what? :)" when I sent her an e-mail saying I'd left her a CD at the front desk. I'm trying to figure out a polite way to say, "A CD with the files you
requested from me,
jackass."
shrift's job? ON THE LIST.
I'm trying to figure out a polite way to say, "A CD with the files you requested from me, jackass."
Can you manage a politely, even apologetically toned "It was you that requested files for XYZ, wasn't it? I'm
so
forgetful. Just toss them if you don't need them."
And someone responded by asking, "With what? :)" when I sent her an e-mail saying I'd left her a CD at the front desk.
A CD with BIRD FLU on it.
I sent a polite, informative response. I couldn't manage an apologetic tone. Everything came out passive-aggressive.
I just got one of the new $10 bills.
It looks weird. It's orange.
It looks weird. It's orange.
One small step closer to Monopoly money.