Jennifer Garner is a stone cutie. I have no doubt wee Violet is too.
As long as she's inherited mama's jawline.
Yes. Men like sports. Men watch the action movie, they eat of the beef, and enjoy to look at the bosoms. A thousand years of avenging our wrongs and that's all you've learned?
Xander ,'End of Days'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Mar 29, 2006 6:51:07 am PST #6993 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
§ ita § - Mar 29, 2006 6:52:16 am PST #6994 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm not even talking looks. I figure Garner has enough personality cuteness that the kid will get more than enough. JG even makes Ben look cute.
Lee - Mar 29, 2006 6:53:20 am PST #6995 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
My cats and their vomit are on my list.
That's as far as I've gotten this morning.
lori - Mar 29, 2006 6:53:27 am PST #6996 of 10001
JG totally makes Ben look cute. He so needed that.
Kathy A - Mar 29, 2006 6:56:14 am PST #6997 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
TAR: I'm totally rooting for Ray and Yolanda. Except for this week's driving mishap, they've really been at the top of their game and yet have managed to stay under the radar, much like MoJo, but with better potential to win. Also, gotta root for the home team (go, Chicago lawyer!).
Jessica - Mar 29, 2006 6:57:57 am PST #6998 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Water towers to be given giant hats for opening day. But my favorite sentence has to be:
The caps, size 61 and a half, are 14 feet high and 16 feet wide. They were made by a Florida company that specializes in giant inflated objects.
§ ita § - Mar 29, 2006 7:07:51 am PST #6999 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My god, some people talk. He was still talking to me when I was out of earshot. I backed away and backed away and headed for my desk...still talking. Not telling me anything a) he hadn't told me before or b)I hadn't been there for.
SO sleepy this morning.
And I just remembered I left my lunchbox in the car.
Kathy A - Mar 29, 2006 7:08:55 am PST #7000 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Nothing can beat the Bears helmets on the Art Institute lions back in 1985. Even more amusing was the fact that someone actually stole one of them, even though they weighed a few hundred pounds each.
ETA: SLUUUUT!
§ ita § - Mar 29, 2006 7:16:44 am PST #7001 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
From the Time And A Place For Everything files:
American TV presenter Star Jones called her The View co-host Joy Behar "a b***h" live on air yesterday after Behar told Jones to stop talking about her recent breast life operation. Jones called the show yesterday to address rumors she was near death after receiving a blood transfusion following breast enhancement surgery in Los Angeles. Behar appeared to grow increasingly irritated as Jones kept going on and on about her surgery. She then grabbed a pen and furiously scribbled a note, gesturing to co-host Meredith Vieira to read what she had written, tapping on the paper for emphasis. After Jones remarked, "Last Friday was my 44th birthday, but my boobs still think they're 20", Behar decided she had heard enough, snapping, "Ok, Star. That's enough about you. On to us. Bye!" TV censors bleeped out Behar when she added, "Keep your (breasts) perky!" in a mock-cheerful voice. Jones shot back, "I'm glad to see you haven't changed. Even today, you are still a b***h." Producers abruptly ended the call before the fight could escalate. A spokesman for the show tells the New York Post, "If you watch The View regularly, Star and Joy enjoy teasing each other. No harm done. There's not reason to read any more into it than what was on-air."
I don't suppose anyone here saw that, huh? I'd love to know the tone.
P.M. Marc - Mar 29, 2006 7:17:24 am PST #7002 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Wee Violet is very cute.
On that one, however, the subject line for "comments" is the clear winner.
HA! Thanks for the pointer. That was awesome.
Dana, reading the L Word recap on AfterEllen.com yesterday gave me the same earworm. My sympathies. Except for the part where it's BACK NOW.
Ugh.