Oh my god. What can it be? We're all doomed! Who's flying this thing!? Oh right, that would be me. Back to work.

Wash ,'Bushwhacked'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 29, 2006 6:36:22 am PST #6989 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You know, seeing this written out for the first time, I realize I've always assumed it was Hauling Oats.

The first time I heard a song by the Indigo Girls, I asked the DJ what it was. I heard his answer as "Indy Glow Girls."

eta: If you need to haul ass, you must first engage in a little "Hauling Oats" to the horse, so it will be well-fed prior to the ass-hauling.


Theodosia - Mar 29, 2006 6:44:36 am PST #6990 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

He must have really wanted those toys.... (totally work safe)


tommyrot - Mar 29, 2006 6:47:00 am PST #6991 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is a picture that Howard Kaloogian, a conservative Republican candidate in San Diego's upcoming congressional special election to replace disgraced GOPer Duke Cunningham, has placed on his Web site. It is billed as a photo that Kaloogian and his party took on a recent trip to Iraq. Here's his provocative caption:

We took this photo of dowtown Baghdad while we were in Iraq. Iraq (including Baghdad) is much more calm and stable than what many people believe it to be. But, each day the news media finds any violence occurring in the country and screams and shouts about it - in part because many journalists are opposed to the U.S. effort to fight terrorism.

'Cept - funny thing, but the picture he posted was taken in Turkey.

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edit to change to better link....


§ ita § - Mar 29, 2006 6:47:12 am PST #6992 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

From the Affleck baby link:

Actress Jennifer Garner plays with her 3-month-old daughter Violet Anne, who she parents with husband Ben Affleck

Who she parents with husband? They couldn't find a smoother way to say what they meant?

Jennifer Garner is a stone cutie. I have no doubt wee Violet is too.

Today is disheveled. I have schmutz on my shirt, and when I took of my coat, my skirt was all hiked up wrong. I don't know where either my cellphone or my garage pass is.

Oh! And I have no voice. But it's day two of that.


Jessica - Mar 29, 2006 6:51:07 am PST #6993 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Jennifer Garner is a stone cutie. I have no doubt wee Violet is too.

As long as she's inherited mama's jawline.


§ ita § - Mar 29, 2006 6:52:16 am PST #6994 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not even talking looks. I figure Garner has enough personality cuteness that the kid will get more than enough. JG even makes Ben look cute.


Lee - Mar 29, 2006 6:53:20 am PST #6995 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

My cats and their vomit are on my list.

That's as far as I've gotten this morning.


lori - Mar 29, 2006 6:53:27 am PST #6996 of 10001

JG totally makes Ben look cute. He so needed that.


Kathy A - Mar 29, 2006 6:56:14 am PST #6997 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

TAR: I'm totally rooting for Ray and Yolanda. Except for this week's driving mishap, they've really been at the top of their game and yet have managed to stay under the radar, much like MoJo, but with better potential to win. Also, gotta root for the home team (go, Chicago lawyer!).


Jessica - Mar 29, 2006 6:57:57 am PST #6998 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Water towers to be given giant hats for opening day. But my favorite sentence has to be:

The caps, size 61 and a half, are 14 feet high and 16 feet wide. They were made by a Florida company that specializes in giant inflated objects.