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beekaytee - Mar 28, 2006 4:35:13 pm PST #6894 of 10001

Compassionately intolerant

Oh! My eyes! That's a cat?! NO! It's uh...uh...

::runs away::

eta: Theodosia totally made me look. I had to go back and...uh...Homer Simpson, spliced with one of those gooey Japanese gourds. Jeez. I'm pasting that up on my fridge. Best. diet. aid. ever.

Theodosia - Mar 28, 2006 4:36:35 pm PST #6895 of 10001

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Snakes on a Plane RPG rules!

In addition, your character has a Story. This is a bit of background explaining what you're doing on this plane. This should be no more than one sentence. It cannot use words that you'd find in an SAT vocabulary prep book or in a Proust novel.

"Snuck onto the plane to pitch my script to a producer": GOOD.

"Escorting a witness to testify in a federal trial": GOOD.

"Flying to Hawaiian retreat to seek succor from the ennui that is my existence": BAD.

Nicole - Mar 28, 2006 4:40:09 pm PST #6896 of 10001

I'm getting the pig!

Oh! My eyes! That's a cat?! NO! It's uh...uh...

It looks like a brain. With paws.

Theodosia - Mar 28, 2006 4:42:26 pm PST #6897 of 10001

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

It looks like it gets better as it ages:

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Steph L. - Mar 28, 2006 4:46:58 pm PST #6898 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Okay, I admit it. The Sphynx cats are NOT attractive until they're older. Ewwww. The first link is *totally* a brain with paws. (I actually thought it was a premature Shar-pei that was born without eyes.)

Actually, the second link looks like a cat turned inside-out.

tommyrot - Mar 28, 2006 4:48:22 pm PST #6899 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is this funny, or what? The Discovery Institute's view of the Flying Spaghetti Monster:

"It's too bad that they'll get attention for this sort of drivel when we have a robust scientific research program that the media doesn't seem to want to write much about," Discovery Institute spokesman Robert Crowther said in an e-mail interview. The Seattle-based institute is the leading think tank for intelligent-design advocates.

"Robust scientific research program" - heh - good one.

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sarameg - Mar 28, 2006 4:50:34 pm PST #6900 of 10001

I feel bad for sphynx. Poor hairless cats.

You know how sometimes you really really want your mommy, no matter your age? I want mine now.

I just failed to kill a roach. It's outside, but still.

I really really really REALLY hate roaches.

billytea - Mar 28, 2006 4:53:16 pm PST #6901 of 10001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

It looks like it gets better as it ages:

I dunno, it still puts me in mind of Baron Harkonnen.

Steph L. - Mar 28, 2006 5:01:04 pm PST #6902 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

...and now I'm looking for Sphynx pictures. I have fallen prey to the Internet's vast repository of cat pictures. That said....

"Hey, if I don't wear this, I freeze my ass off!"
"We got mixed up in the dryer, and now we're stuck like this!"
"Yeah, chicks dig me."

tommyrot - Mar 28, 2006 5:04:31 pm PST #6903 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Who would win in a fight - Superman or Batman? Dinosaurs discuss: [link]

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