Lorne: Back in Pylea they used to call me "sweet potato." Connor: Really. Lorne: Yeah, well, the exact translation was "fragrant tuber" but…

'Conviction (1)'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 28, 2006 5:04:31 pm PST #6903 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Who would win in a fight - Superman or Batman? Dinosaurs discuss: [link]


tommyrot - Mar 28, 2006 5:08:43 pm PST #6904 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"We got mixed up in the dryer, and now we're stuck like this!"

See, in that photo the hairless cat looks cuter....


Lee - Mar 28, 2006 5:08:51 pm PST #6905 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Sphynx aren't cats.

I just had the best trip to Target EVAH. Not only did they let me return the answering machine and get one that had the needed batteries, even though I didn't have a receipt, but it just went on clearance, so it was over 25 dollars cheaper, so I bought myself a pretty plastic cup for drinking water at work, and a humongous tub of cat litter, and I still have extra money for lunch tomorrow.


ChiKat - Mar 28, 2006 5:09:17 pm PST #6906 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

It looks like it gets better as it ages:

No, it really really doesn't. It reminds me of the fetal pig I dissected in biology.


sarameg - Mar 28, 2006 5:11:05 pm PST #6907 of 10001

Steph, you are a cruel woman. Someone donate their fur coats for those cats!

(Not long ago, I realized Mister Kitty, in addition to the fact he's fat, has wrinkles. And to imagine him without fur? Wrong.)


tommyrot - Mar 28, 2006 5:11:07 pm PST #6908 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

::starts planning a new movie: Hairless Cats on an F2F. It's a documentary::


DavidS - Mar 28, 2006 5:22:20 pm PST #6909 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

"Batman doesn't have 'nappy times'!"


tommyrot - Mar 28, 2006 5:23:44 pm PST #6910 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Batman doesn't have 'nappy times'!"

Yeah, that one made me laugh outloud. Tagline-worthy, but I didn't want to spoil people....


tommyrot - Mar 28, 2006 5:26:51 pm PST #6911 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

IOCatNews: Crazy Cat With Six Toes Terrorizes Conn.

March 28,2006 | FAIRFIELD, Conn. -- Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a crazy cat named Lewis. Lewis for his part has been uniquely cited, personally issued a restraining order by the town's animal control officer.

"He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw," Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. "They are formidable weapons."

The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car.

Some of those who were bitten and scratched ended up seeking treatment at area hospitals.

Animal Control Officer Rachel Solveira placed a restraining order on him. It was the first time such an action was taken against a cat in Fairfield.

Note that this cat does have hair....


brenda m - Mar 28, 2006 5:29:08 pm PST #6912 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

This is mesmerizing.

Anyone seen the Warhol film of the Empire State Building?