I put raisins AND chocolate chips in oatmeal cookies. Double your fun!
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cool, DX comes through with the actual facts.
flea and Nicole are so very very wrong.
Actually, right now, the idea of chocolate makes me a bit queasy. Hmph. Maybe they are just misguided.
You'd think they'd find a better name than bang sticks.
How is that not a great name, it's a stick that goes bang.
I think of cookies with oatmeal and chocolate chips as being Chocolate Chip cookies w/ oatmeal not Oatmeal Cookies w/ chocolate chips. And I enjoy them.
Black raisins should go in nothing (that I'm going to want to eat). Golden raisins are okay.
OK. I need to do some prep for a meeting this afternoon, return a call about my thesis, and apply for a job. I want to do none of these things!
Well, maybe it was an old stone and recycled paper.
No, that's the thing. It wasn't. It's actually set in my grandmother's setting, but they got a new stone. From DeBeers. Slavery and rape of the environment. What a nice foundation for a "marriage".
Marriage is a patriarchal sham that continues to oppress women. (1) The father "gives away" the bride -- what's up with that? Is she his property to be given to another human being? Hello, Oedipus! (2) The wife takes the husband's name, which, hello! Why can't the *husband* take the *wife's* name? (Although, really, the wife's name is actually her father's name, so it's all one big patriarchal gang-bang of nomenclature.) (3) Jane Smith suddenly becomes Mrs. John Doe -- what's up with that? Why does she suddenly lose her identity? (4) "You may kiss the bride"? How about "You may kiss the husband"?!? (5) Oh, and don't EVEN get me started on the garter toss....
t blows kisses to Cindy....
t hopes everyone gets that I was just extending Cindy's satire....
The problem with getting up at 5am and washing dishes and doing laundry and other great stuff like that is that you're ready for a nap by 11:30 am. Send nap mats now!
a) There is no greater name than "bang sticks" except perhaps "Budreaux's Butt Paste" but that's for a totally different substance.
b) I prefer my oatmeal cookies without raisins, but raisins in oatmeal cookies are not wrong, the way chocolate in oatmeal cookies is wrong.
c) What's wrongest is flea's abomination of both raisins and chocolate in oatmeal cookies.
Clearly.
t hearts Teppy. MADLY!