Kaylee: Is that him? Mal: That's the buffet table. Kaylee: Well how can we be sure, unless we question it?

'Shindig'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Mar 27, 2006 8:53:18 am PST #6420 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Blah. My salad is unsatisfactory. Stupid Monday.


bon bon - Mar 27, 2006 9:12:25 am PST #6421 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Ha! [link]

Director man: Excuse me, we're trying to shoot this scene, please move out of the way.
Chick: Excuse me? I'm trying to catch a motherfucking train. I think you can film a movie some other damn place, but I'm trying to catch a motherfucking train and this is where they keep them: in Grand fucking Central.
--Grand Central

Totally what I think when asshole PAs try to "direct" me on my way to work.


erikaj - Mar 27, 2006 9:20:13 am PST #6422 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

bwah...


Tom Scola - Mar 27, 2006 9:23:29 am PST #6423 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Did she happen to be transporting some motherfucking snakes with her?


Calli - Mar 27, 2006 9:24:58 am PST #6424 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Snakes on a Train, man, mutherfucking Snakes on a Train.


lori - Mar 27, 2006 9:35:27 am PST #6425 of 10001

bon, the first one on that page made me LOL.

Woman #1: Don't you hate taking the train so early in the morning? I take it every day.
Woman #2: Could you not talk to me?

--A train


Nora Deirdre - Mar 27, 2006 9:41:59 am PST #6426 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Woman #2: Could you not talk to me?

I've got to start saying that to people.


Jars - Mar 27, 2006 9:57:32 am PST #6427 of 10001

Okay, so I need prefixes for the word 'food'. So far I have organic, fast, GM, slow, junk. Anything in general use, really. Anyone, Bueller?


Ailleann - Mar 27, 2006 9:59:09 am PST #6428 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Jars: brain, gourmet (unless that's what GM meant), health, low-fat

eta: how could I forget comfort!


Scrappy - Mar 27, 2006 10:00:46 am PST #6429 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Fast, raw, fish.