Blah. My salad is unsatisfactory. Stupid Monday.
I seen you without your clothes on before. Never thought I'd see you naked.
Mal ,'Trash'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Mar 27, 2006 8:53:18 am PST #6420 of 10001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
bon bon - Mar 27, 2006 9:12:25 am PST #6421 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Ha! [link]
Director man: Excuse me, we're trying to shoot this scene, please move out of the way.
Chick: Excuse me? I'm trying to catch a motherfucking train. I think you can film a movie some other damn place, but I'm trying to catch a motherfucking train and this is where they keep them: in Grand fucking Central.
--Grand Central
Totally what I think when asshole PAs try to "direct" me on my way to work.
erikaj - Mar 27, 2006 9:20:13 am PST #6422 of 10001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
bwah...
Tom Scola - Mar 27, 2006 9:23:29 am PST #6423 of 10001
hwæt
Did she happen to be transporting some motherfucking snakes with her?
Calli - Mar 27, 2006 9:24:58 am PST #6424 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Snakes on a Train, man, mutherfucking Snakes on a Train.
lori - Mar 27, 2006 9:35:27 am PST #6425 of 10001
bon, the first one on that page made me LOL.
Woman #1: Don't you hate taking the train so early in the morning? I take it every day.
Woman #2: Could you not talk to me?
--A train
Nora Deirdre - Mar 27, 2006 9:41:59 am PST #6426 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Woman #2: Could you not talk to me?
I've got to start saying that to people.
Jars - Mar 27, 2006 9:57:32 am PST #6427 of 10001
Okay, so I need prefixes for the word 'food'. So far I have organic, fast, GM, slow, junk. Anything in general use, really. Anyone, Bueller?
Ailleann - Mar 27, 2006 9:59:09 am PST #6428 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Jars: brain, gourmet (unless that's what GM meant), health, low-fat
eta: how could I forget comfort!
Scrappy - Mar 27, 2006 10:00:46 am PST #6429 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Fast, raw, fish.