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Director man: Excuse me, we're trying to shoot this scene, please move out of the way.
Chick: Excuse me? I'm trying to catch a motherfucking train. I think you can film a movie some other damn place, but I'm trying to catch a motherfucking train and this is where they keep them: in Grand fucking Central.
--Grand Central
Totally what I think when asshole PAs try to "direct" me on my way to work.
Did she happen to be transporting some motherfucking snakes with her?
Snakes on a Train, man, mutherfucking Snakes on a Train.
bon, the first one on that page made me LOL.
Woman #1: Don't you hate taking the train so early in the morning? I take it every day.
Woman #2: Could you not talk to me?
--A train
Woman #2: Could you not talk to me?
I've got to start saying that to people.
Okay, so I need prefixes for the word 'food'. So far I have organic, fast, GM, slow, junk. Anything in general use, really. Anyone, Bueller?
Jars: brain, gourmet (unless that's what GM meant), health, low-fat
eta: how could I forget comfort!
Jars: sea-, low-carb, bioengineered, conventionally grown (as opposed to organic), and irradiated.