Occasionally I'm callous and strange.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Mar 27, 2006 9:12:25 am PST #6421 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Ha! [link]

Director man: Excuse me, we're trying to shoot this scene, please move out of the way.
Chick: Excuse me? I'm trying to catch a motherfucking train. I think you can film a movie some other damn place, but I'm trying to catch a motherfucking train and this is where they keep them: in Grand fucking Central.
--Grand Central

Totally what I think when asshole PAs try to "direct" me on my way to work.


erikaj - Mar 27, 2006 9:20:13 am PST #6422 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

bwah...


Tom Scola - Mar 27, 2006 9:23:29 am PST #6423 of 10001
hwæt

Did she happen to be transporting some motherfucking snakes with her?


Calli - Mar 27, 2006 9:24:58 am PST #6424 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Snakes on a Train, man, mutherfucking Snakes on a Train.


lori - Mar 27, 2006 9:35:27 am PST #6425 of 10001

bon, the first one on that page made me LOL.

Woman #1: Don't you hate taking the train so early in the morning? I take it every day.
Woman #2: Could you not talk to me?

--A train


Nora Deirdre - Mar 27, 2006 9:41:59 am PST #6426 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Woman #2: Could you not talk to me?

I've got to start saying that to people.


Jars - Mar 27, 2006 9:57:32 am PST #6427 of 10001

Okay, so I need prefixes for the word 'food'. So far I have organic, fast, GM, slow, junk. Anything in general use, really. Anyone, Bueller?


Ailleann - Mar 27, 2006 9:59:09 am PST #6428 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Jars: brain, gourmet (unless that's what GM meant), health, low-fat

eta: how could I forget comfort!


Scrappy - Mar 27, 2006 10:00:46 am PST #6429 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Fast, raw, fish.


Calli - Mar 27, 2006 10:01:36 am PST #6430 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Jars: sea-, low-carb, bioengineered, conventionally grown (as opposed to organic), and irradiated.