For those who have stopped caring at work:

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We have an ottoman as a coffee table-ish thing AIFG!

Excellent. I wasn't sure if it was actually a good idea or if I was just sick of looking at ugly tables. I suspect it will encourage napping, but that doesn't seem like a bad thing right now. And I like the patterned/grey concept. Hmmm.

For those who have stopped caring at work:

Dear lord, our programmers have threatened to do something like that to save us all time. I wonder which one of them did it.

I think Robin's idea is good, Strega.

If you can get the fabric swatches and a couple of large paint chips in potential future colors, I'd suggest that for helping narrow your choices.

Hmm. That reminds me. Must hit Rodda and check out the paint colors in person for when I paint the bedroom in a nice creamy chocolate milk.

Stoopid people are using all the washing machines.

Stoopid stoopid people.

Loving the statistics-machine!

Input your conclusion:_______________________

Here are your stats: ...

So I decided to take my car in tonight after I couldn't get my gas cap off. Ha ha. Diagnosed as a faulty gas cap, new one in place (and I did check, this one comes off and goes back on!), and check engine light cleared.

And I didn't even have to call Bill Napoli.

... you are right. Everyone else is a math geek.

(Unfortunate x-post/ I now curse your unfortunaity/and scanion/ and spelling/ and .. frack it./ The whole thing.)

Archie McPhee sent me an extra ninja devil duck [link] Anyone want it?

How can a ninja devil duck be "extra"?

How can anyone have enough ninja devil ducks?

This is a trick question.

I paid for one, they sent two.