Dude, seriously?
Seriously!
Mini apple pies might help to ease the pain.
If I were nice, I'd get right on this. Shame.
As a woman who has given birth, I can honestly say that that's one view of me that I would not allow to be captured by camera, much less commemorated in bronze.
I haven't given birth, and no one gets to cast my va-jay-jay in bronze.
Hey, if we say va-jay-jay bojangeler a whole lot, do you think Rio might suddenly appear?
Do we need to say it 3 times while turning around in front of our computers in the dark?
The legal requirements are different for proving public intoxication than for proving a person is driving under the influence, she said. The standard is not whether a person has a blood alcohol content of 0.08 percent; it's whether the person poses a threat to themselves or others.
The State of Victoria is the only place in Australia that retains the criminal charge of public drunkenness. A review has just suggested that this be decriminalised, though it also recommends that this be accompanied by increasing the availability of drying-out facilities in the city.
Well, the article is about the cops going into a bar and arresting people for being drunk based solely on their observations. To make it doubly stupid, the guy interviewed who was arrested was at a
hotel bar.
Well, the article is about the cops going into a bar and arresting people for being drunk based solely on their observations. To make it doubly stupid, the guy interviewed who was arrested was at a hotel bar.
t starts singing Gay Bar
t wonders why the office went so quiet all of a sudden
Commission officials are defending the actions, noting that being drunk in public is against the law and that any place licensed to serve booze is, by law, a public place....
"They feel like its violating their rights. How can you give somebody a public intox? That's what you go to a bar for," said Todd Williams, 27, a supervisor at Boston's Restaurant and Sports Bar
Reminds me of Ron White's routine: "I wasn't drunk in public. I was drunk in a bar. They
threw
me into public! Arrest them!"
wow, I didn't know Charlie Sheen was a tinhat.